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 Post subject: School Mistakes Huge Burrito for a Weapon
PostPosted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 11:16 pm 
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CLOVIS, N.M. (April 29) - A call about a possible weapon at a middle school prompted police to put armed officers on rooftops, close nearby streets and lock down the school. All over a giant burrito.

Someone called authorities Thursday after seeing a boy carrying something long and wrapped into Marshall Junior High.

The drama ended two hours later when the suspicious item was identified as a 30-inch burrito filled with steak, guacamole, lettuce, salsa and jalapenos and wrapped inside tin foil and a white T-shirt.

"I didn't know whether to laugh or cry," school Principal Diana Russell said.

State police, Clovis police and the Curry County Sheriff's Department arrived at the school shortly after 8:30 a.m. They searched the premises and determined there was no immediate danger.

In the meantime, more than 30 parents, alerted by a radio report, descended on the school. Visibly shaken, they gathered around in a semi-circle, straining their necks, awaiting news.

"There needs to be security before the kids walk through the door," said Heather Black, whose son attends the school.

After the lockdown was lifted but before the burrito was identified as the culprit, parents pulled 75 students out of school, Russell said.

Russell said the mystery was solved after she brought everyone in the school together in the auditorium to explain what was going on.

"The kid was sitting there as I'm describing this (report of a student with a suspicious package) and he's thinking, 'Oh, my gosh, they're talking about my burrito."'

Afterward, eighth-grader Michael Morrissey approached her.

"He said, 'I think I'm the person they saw,"' Russell said.

The burrito was part of Morrissey's extra-credit assignment to create commercial advertising for a product.

"We had to make up a product and it could have been anything. I made up a restaurant that specialized in oddly large burritos," Morrissey said.

After students heard the description of what police were looking for, he and his friends began to make the connection. He then took the burrito to the office.

"The police saw it and everyone just started laughing. It was a laughter of relief," Morrissey said.

"Oh, and I have a new nickname now. It's Burrito Boy."

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nice :lol:

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That Morrissey always was a joker.


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Fucking burritto boy. :x

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whygodeep wrote:
"There needs to be security before the kids walk through the door," said Heather Black, whose son attends the school.

Yeah, next time they might not be so lucky :lol:

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maybe he was planning on burglarizing the school then making a run to the border


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who wraps a burrito in a t-shirt? :?

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who wraps a burrito in a t-shirt? :?


that's what I wondered :lol:

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I think we're underestimating the consumption of copious amounts of Mexican food for use as a biological weapon.

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I don't know exactly who, but someone in that story is definitely a dumbass.

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I don't know exactly who, but someone in that story is definitely a dumbass.


LMAO :lol:

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who wraps a burrito in a t-shirt? :?

the thing was 30 fuckin inches long, you gotta wrap it in something.


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maybe the kid works here after school.

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If this thread were in GD, it would have taken about 3 minutes before someone posted about how his burritto had often been mistaken for a weapon.

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My burrito is often mistaken for a weapon.

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My burrito is often mistaken for a weapon.


Valiant attempt.

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Master Slave wrote:
My burrito is often mistaken for a weapon.


Valiant attempt.
Did I spell burrito wrong?

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Michael Morrissey wrote:
"We had to make up a product and it could have been anything. I made up a restaurant that specialized in oddly large burritos,"

What a clever little boy :lol:

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Master Slave wrote:
just_b wrote:
Master Slave wrote:
My burrito is often mistaken for a weapon.


Valiant attempt.
Did I spell burrito wrong?


No, you just waited until punkdavid said, "No one's made this joke," before you made the joke.

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