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 Post subject: Anyone here follow the Mariners?
PostPosted: Sun May 08, 2005 7:08 pm 
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Please respond w/ comments if you live in the Pacific Northwest area and/or you regularly watch the M's games on Fox Sports Net:

Who the FUCK is this new reporter guy Matt Morrison??? He's been doing the post-game reports this season. This guy SUCKS! I'm not saying that because I don't like the way he looks or talks or anything like that...I'm saying the guy is incapable of the job.

He's always stuttering and forgets what he's supposed to say. The guy is just straight up unprofessional. He seems really nervous out there in front of the camera and the mic in his hand.

This guy needs to be replaced...like yesterday.

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i thought this would be about the mariners


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Mitchell wrote:
i thought this would be about the mariners

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He can't be as bad as their piece of shit play-by-play Dave Neihaus (sp?).
I swear to god, he can't mention any player's name that starts with the letter "B" without saying "Big B____" and the "Mister _________ " is awful. Why this guy is beloved here is beyond my comprehension. He's the worst play by play I've ever heard.


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no..nobody cares

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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
no..nobody cares
Of course not, the Mariners have about 10,000 fans and then they fill the stadium with people on "outings".


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Athletic Supporter wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
no..nobody cares
Of course not, the Mariners have about 10,000 fans and then they fill the stadium with people on "outings".


what do you mean by "outings"?

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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Athletic Supporter wrote:
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no..nobody cares
Of course not, the Mariners have about 10,000 fans and then they fill the stadium with people on "outings".


what do you mean by "outings"?



sounds like after the scoreboard informs paid attendace about various birthdays and welcomes cub scout troop 45, you get messages like "hey M's fans, Dave in Section 12, Row A, seat 7 is a HOMOSEXUAL!!!"

to which the crowd politely cheers


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PJguy23 wrote:

sounds like after the scoreboard informs paid attendace about various birthdays and welcomes cub scout troop 45, you get messages like "hey M's fans, Dave in Section 12, Row A, seat 7 is a HOMOSEXUAL!!!"

to which the crowd politely cheers


wait do you have to fill out some surveys about your sexuality at the ticket gate? that doesn't make much sense

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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
PJguy23 wrote:

sounds like after the scoreboard informs paid attendace about various birthdays and welcomes cub scout troop 45, you get messages like "hey M's fans, Dave in Section 12, Row A, seat 7 is a HOMOSEXUAL!!!"

to which the crowd politely cheers


wait do you have to fill out some surveys about your sexuality at the ticket gate? that doesn't make much sense


no lenny, this is my guess as to how it goes down:

A person invites his or her friend, a friend who is said to be "in the closet"

This person goes to the mariners game, not knowign that a month before their friend just happened to submit the "outing" form to the mariners PR dept. (along with the $50 fee) stating that they would liek to "out" so and so on whatever day they have tix for.

And in the 6th inning, the scoreboard lists all the birthdays, marriage proposals, groups in attendance, and "outings" submitted for that days game.


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PJguy23 wrote:

no lenny, this is my guess as to how it goes down:

A person invites his or her friend, a friend who is said to be "in the closet"

This person goes to the mariners game, not knowign that a month before their friend just happened to submit the "outing" form to the mariners PR dept. (along with the $50 fee) stating that they would liek to "out" so and so on whatever day they have tix for.

And in the 6th inning, the scoreboard lists all the birthdays, marriage proposals, groups in attendance, and "outings" submitted for that days game.


interesting theory...do you think this has caused a lot of friendships to end? no offense but it just seems like the mariners organization would let something personal like that happen

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once the outed person is, well, outed, he or she is then free to live the openly gay-mariners loving life they once only dreamed about!


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PJguy23 wrote:
once the outed person is, well, outed, he or she is then free to live the openly gay-mariners loving life they once only dreamed about!


i always thought mariner was kind of effeminate sounding

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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
PJguy23 wrote:
once the outed person is, well, outed, he or she is then free to live the openly gay-mariners loving life they once only dreamed about!


i always thought mariner was kind of effeminate sounding



i just wish theyd send Adrian Beltre back to LA where he belongs :(


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PJguy23 wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
PJguy23 wrote:
once the outed person is, well, outed, he or she is then free to live the openly gay-mariners loving life they once only dreamed about!


i always thought mariner was kind of effeminate sounding



i just wish theyd send Adrian Beltre back to LA where he belongs :(


yeah i bet...go giants

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all of the m's announcers on FSN are terrible. i was spoiled though coming here from boston.

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