Post subject: MOVIE: Mr. & Mrs. Smith (Opens Today)
Posted: Thu May 19, 2005 6:16 pm
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Is it me or is it impossible to actually understand what Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are saying to one another in the television trailer because they are so amazingly insanely georgous that the sound of one's jaw hitting the floor is overwhelming?
I've always adored Angelina Jolie, but her AND Brad Pitt on the big screen at the same time? I don't think my tiny little brain can handle it.
Complete and Total Definition of Eye Candy - oh, and the fact that they both CAN actually act is pretty damm great too.
I don't even know what this film is about, and I don't much care, even if it sucks, I just hope to see it on a huge screen.
I'm sure the film's makers/producers are "banking" on that...
I don't watch porn, but I'm thinking this will be the closest thing to it
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CopperTom wrote:
Sorry, I think this movie looks bad. It has flop written all over it.
Quite possibly, but I'm pretty sure I'll go see it anyway. What they should have done was make it "The Avengers" and cast Pitt as John Steed and Angelina as Emma Peel !!! Its the typical, "we are hollywood and we don't think that our audiences can handle a british based thing so we're going to steel the idea and 'americanize/canabalize' it instead, and make a burger king toy to go with it...." sort of thing.
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Cartman wrote:
CopperTom wrote:
Sorry, I think this movie looks bad. It has flop written all over it.
Agreed. And can the OMG be deleted from the thread title. Unless this is a Seventeen Magazine Forum.
Oh come on, can everyone really here not admit that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are both completely gorgeous looking? Tabloid press aside, just as individual actors, they are each pretty impressive .....
.... certainly not the Ben Affleck Jennifer Lopez bad acting and not that great looking scenario, that's for sure.
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I hate AJ's look. I'm straight, and I'd rather fuck Brad Pitt than Angelina Jolie.
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cltaylor12 wrote:
Cartman wrote:
CopperTom wrote:
Sorry, I think this movie looks bad. It has flop written all over it.
Agreed. And can the OMG be deleted from the thread title. Unless this is a Seventeen Magazine Forum.
Oh come on, can everyone really here not admit that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are both completely gorgeous looking? Tabloid press aside, just as individual actors, they are each pretty impressive .....
.... certainly not the Ben Affleck Jennifer Lopez bad acting and not that great looking scenario, that's for sure.
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Bill Maher had a great line about Jolie and Pitt, saying something along the lines of could we please just let the two most beautiful people in the world have sex?
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Iago wrote:
Bill Maher had a great line about Jolie and Pitt, saying something along the lines of could we please just let the two most beautiful people in the world have sex?
Yeah, they look damn good. I don't know if I'll see the movie, but those life-sized cardboard standups in the movie theaters make standing in line for Twizzlers the shiznit.
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