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Quint · **Posted:** Fri Jun 17, 2005 11:41 am

She bought a half dozen rolls of it. What the fuck was she thinking?

CantKeepFukinUp · **Posted:** Fri Jun 17, 2005 11:47 am

you mean that single layer sandpaper shit? i hate that stuf!

kilman · **Joined:** Sun Oct 17, 2004 3:48 am **Posts:** 2612

John Wayne toilet paper?
"Tough as hell and doesnt take shit off anyone."

Peeps · **Joined:** Sun Oct 17, 2004 6:15 am **Posts:** 33031

divorce

btw quint, im ashamed to admit this......

i had a totally nonsexual dream about you and your wife last night

Quint · **Posted:** Fri Jun 17, 2005 11:54 am

It's so thin you can see right through it. And yes, it's rough too.

Quint · **Posted:** Fri Jun 17, 2005 11:55 am

Peeps wrote:

i had a totally nonsexual dream about you and your wife last night

One of the top 10 signs that you need a break from RM.

Peeps · **Joined:** Sun Oct 17, 2004 6:15 am **Posts:** 33031

Quint wrote:

Peeps wrote:

i had a totally nonsexual dream about you and your wife last night

One of the top 10 signs that you need a break from RM.

ill go into detail later, but it was totally weird, we had a class together

Outsider · **Joined:** Mon Oct 18, 2004 11:53 am **Posts:** 6207

She deserves the blade IMB.

Anaranae · **Posted:** Fri Jun 17, 2005 12:57 pm

and i had such high hopes for her.

PJDoll · **Joined:** Sun Oct 17, 2004 12:16 pm **Posts:** 8820

shoot her in the face

PJ addict · **Posted:** Fri Jun 17, 2005 1:02 pm

Quint wrote:

It's so thin you can see right through it. And yes, it's rough too.

Wow, that's.. I don't know what to say. Sorry.

Minnesota_Mama · **Posted:** Fri Jun 17, 2005 1:08 pm

well you can't fault her for trying to save money!

just double up on it. that way you'll use it faster.

macjunkie · **Posted:** Fri Jun 17, 2005 1:09 pm

Minnesota_Mama wrote:

well you can't fault her for trying to save money!

just double up on it. that way you'll use it faster.

there are places to save and places to surge. toilet paper is not a bargain situation. demand at least the cadillac of tp at all times. thank you.

¡B! · **Posted:** Fri Jun 17, 2005 1:14 pm

My wife and I fought b/c she got a deal on the wrong brand of top shelf shit. I say divorce.

Minnesota_Mama · **Posted:** Fri Jun 17, 2005 1:15 pm

macjunkie wrote:

Minnesota_Mama wrote:

well you can't fault her for trying to save money!

just double up on it. that way you'll use it faster.

there are places to save and places to surge. toilet paper is not a bargain situation. demand at least the cadillac of tp at all times. thank you.

you must all have the most sensitive bums.

macjunkie · **Posted:** Fri Jun 17, 2005 1:15 pm

you also cannot half ass soda. non name brand soda is fucking narrrsty.

Quint · **Posted:** Fri Jun 17, 2005 1:29 pm

If she does it again... I'll divorce, cut, and shoot her in the face. Tonight, I will read her the riot act.

Anaranae · **Posted:** Fri Jun 17, 2005 1:30 pm

nothing but Charmin Ultra enters (and leaves) my house.

macjunkie · **Posted:** Fri Jun 17, 2005 1:30 pm

Minnesota_Mama wrote:

macjunkie wrote:

Minnesota_Mama wrote:

well you can't fault her for trying to save money!

just double up on it. that way you'll use it faster.

there are places to save and places to surge. toilet paper is not a bargain situation. demand at least the cadillac of tp at all times. thank you.

you must all have the most sensitive bums.

its for your own good!

¡B! · **Posted:** Fri Jun 17, 2005 1:38 pm

Minnesota_Mama wrote:

you must all have the most sensitive bums.

It's comfort and cleanliness. I feel cleaner when I use the rippled shit. I also use the wet wipes. I'm always very distressed when I have to use the can at work or while travelling. Usually, when I travel, I throw a roll of the home TP into my suitcase. I'm still waiting for them to package single-serving wet toilet wipes. Then my world will be complete.

My Wife Purchased Generic Toilet Paper

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