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PostPosted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 9:47 pm 
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I was going to restrict this to major professional sports, but I think it will be more fun if we include colleges too. To be a major professional team with a stupid name though earns extra points for prominence of the stupidity.

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Right there. When your team is named after the city, and then you move to a new city, and your team name doesn't make sense anymore, YOU CHANGE THE TEAM NAME!!! New Orleans Jazz? Dumb but appropriate. Utah Jazz? The most un-jazzy place in America.

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punkdavid wrote:
I was going to restrict this to major professional sports, but I think it will be more fun if we include colleges too. To be a major professional team with a stupid name though earns extra points for prominence of the stupidity.

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Right there. When your team is named after the city, and then you move to a new city, and your team name doesn't make sense anymore, YOU CHANGE THE TEAM NAME!!! New Orleans Jazz? Dumb but appropriate. Utah Jazz? The most un-jazzy place in America.


Agreed.

Stick up their stupid ass.

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I should have mentioned, that I don't want this to be any kind of cut on the team itself or the town they're from (even though I did cut on Utah a bit by calling them un-jazzy). Focus on the name please.

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Fuck pro sports... there are some awesome minor league team names...

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punkdavid wrote:
I should have mentioned, that I don't want this to be any kind of cut on the team itself or the town they're from (even though I did cut on Utah a bit by calling them un-jazzy). Focus on the name please.


:wink:

Rip on Utah all you want, I do, and I live here.

:lol:

I think we should trade back mascots with New Orleans:

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At least, hornets or bees would at least have some revelance to Utah.

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See there's a beehive on our state flag.

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Wes C. Addle wrote:
I think we should trade back mascots with New Orleans:

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At least, hornets or bees would at least have some revelance to Utah.

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See there's a beehive on our state flag.


Exactly! See, that makes sense.

Unlike the Memphis Grizzlies. :?

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Whereas if we turn this thread on it's head, the COOLEST team logo in sporting history is undoubtably:

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the buffalo bills..

they should either be called the buffalo bison, or keep the bills name and put a picture of buffalo bill cody on the helmet..

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Whereas if we turn this thread on it's head, the COOLEST team logo in sporting history is undoubtably:

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BAD ASS!

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parchy wrote:
Whereas if we turn this thread on it's head, the COOLEST team logo in sporting history is undoubtably:

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Yeah, that one probably wouldn't fly in this day and age. Considering the Washington Bullets changed their name because of the jokes about DC's murder rate.

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how many lakes are in l.a. again?

i find that one more egregious than the jazz, at least there's a chance one white guy in utah digs charlie parker.

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columbus blue jackets, no wait...do they exist?


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well they did change it, so they're forgiven.

i've never liked....

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Damnit, my proposal of having the Utah Jazz and New Orleans Hornets swap names has already been mentioned. :(


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Jazz...hands down.

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YessCode wrote:
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well they did change it, so they're forgiven.

i've never liked....

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I can kind of remember when they were doing the "name the team" thing when Toronto first got a team... as far as I can remember, it got narrowed down to the Raptors or the Beavers.

Wise choice.

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Cal Varnsen wrote:
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well they did change it, so they're forgiven.

i've never liked....

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What, ever been to Toronto..that place is crawling with Raptors.

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