(from an imaginary Job)

If modding was a job, I'd do it, but....

Zutballs, in 30 years I've never had such a careless cheese wrangler... You've wrecked the van more times than the last three wranglers combined...


Clean out your desk, you're gone...

This is kind of like thinking up a good sex scene to jerk off to.

Keep the sex talk at home, mister. You're fired!

Wait, are you supposed to fire the last firer?

I just followed the rules of the thread. Obviously, that's too much for you to handle. Pack up your shit and get out! You're fired!

B--I'm sorry but this is just not working out...while I'd love to keep you on as King RM Poster, I am afraid my supervisors are just not budging...we will have to go with someone else...

genxgirl, why are you still here?? Apparently you did not recieve my PM.

genxgirl, from me to you, I think you're a good worker, and I want to be the first to say that. But. I happen to find myself in a situation where I am forced to fire some staff, and it looks like you're going to have to go. It's not 'cos you're a woman! I don't discriminate based on gender. I hate that.

Napoleon... while you put in alot of effort here... staying late... coming in early... ...I'm afraid your numbers from the last fiscal cycle jut flat out suck... I mean really bad...

and I gave you opportunity to make up for it, but your continued choice to ignore my sexual advances are, to say the least... frustrating...








get out.

Angels Tribe and Delight in our Youth, you're both fired for posting while I was posting. I'm a chilled-out guy, but I have to run a serious business... y'know.

Napoleon, when I sent you to the 7-11 to break Salvadore's arms, I didn't expect you to come back with a gun to your head and reeking of sasperilla... It's occured to me that you simply cannot do a single thing I ask without not only fucking it up, but fucking it up to degree at which I have to invest half of my dad's 401(k) and 4 months of manual labor just to avoid the authorities long enough to salvage my spiraling black hole of profit.


You, sir....



are fired...

Why are you still here? Did you not get the memo?

me: Knock knock?

Sun Devil: who's there?)

me: Get out of my office.

-Sunny

Sunny, you're fired from claiming chicks are hot. You said that vegan chick was smokin' hot, and regretably, you were way off.

Mitchell, this place thrives on creativity. Without creativity, we'd all be making reality TV right now. Wait, forget that last point.

Anyway, the reason we've called you in was because as far as creativity goes, you're basically the one legged man in an ass kicking contest. You are three lightbulbs short of a makeup mirror. Your the peanut butter to everyone elses yin and yang.

Donald Trump in a "You're Fired" thread? That lack of creativity is why I have to ask you to leave effective immediately.

Well, not immediately. We need you to wait another five minutes while security puts all your shit in a cardboard box and confiscates your porn-riddled computer.

Good day to you, Mr. Lack of Creativity!!!!!!!

SniffleBiscuit, you're fired because the child labor laws in this country don't allow a 5 yr old to be working in the first place.

but i dont even work here