And now, Howard Dean!


"But Howard, you never called."


Dean trying his hardest to be the next Sith Lord, but really just ending up looking like a mentally deficient IRS employee.


"OOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!" Carl tried his hardest, but mocking DNC Chairman Howard Dean was not the smart move that fateful day.


"What's that... giant robot for?"


"Sometimes, you do hard things. Killing Carl was a hard thing."


"RAAAARHAHAHAHA no it wasn't."


Everytime Mr. Dean recited the Pledge of Allegiance, he could swear he smelt bullshit.


"Anyone got any beef jerky? How about some Doritos? No? Get the fuck out of here, you fucking White Christian Racists."


Best part of being DNC Chair? Free hand jobs from Ways and Means.

That was funny. Dean always entertains me. Speaking of which, he's on the Daily Show tonight. As John said last night, "Hopefully he'll come with the loose-lips".

I <3 Howard Dean.