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jacktor wrote:
WTF, just another f-ing thing to keep us women down. This is wrong on so many fronts.
I couldn't see a dude making his gf/wife wear these, but I bet parents are going to buy them up like gang-busters.
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Athletic Supporter wrote:
Just bought 14 pair.
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Okay obviously this is sexually related, because if the parents just wanted to know where the kids were they would just GPS the car, right. So should parents have "Big Brother" omnipotent relationship with a teenager?
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Okay obviously this is sexually related, because if the parents just wanted to know where the kids were at they would just GPS the car, right. So should parents have "Big Brother" omnipotent relationship with a teenager?
Or maybe they're worried about her getting kidnapped?
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jacktor wrote:
Okay obviously this is sexually related, because if the parents just wanted to know where the kids were they would just GPS the car, right. So should parents have "Big Brother" omnipotent relationship with a teenager?
I don't have a lot of problem with that. Lord knows I lied to my mom all the time about where I was. Hard to lie to your parents when your undies give you away.
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washmykev wrote:
This thread better not turn into a big one. I was going to post this exact thing yesterday, and didn't think it would be a hot topic, so I didn't.
How could you think this wouldn't take off like a bottle rocket?
_________________ "Though some may think there should be a separation between art/music and politics, it should be reinforced that art can be a form of nonviolent protest." - e.v.
Okay obviously this is sexually related, because if the parents just wanted to know where the kids were they would just GPS the car, right. So should parents have "Big Brother" omnipotent relationship with a teenager?
I don't have a lot of problem with that. Lord knows I lied to my mom all the time about where I was. Hard to lie to your parents when your undies give you away.
I hope they are making a version with saltpeter as well as GPS for men.
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washmykev wrote:
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washmykev wrote:
This thread better not turn into a big one. I was going to post this exact thing yesterday, and didn't think it would be a hot topic, so I didn't.
How could you think this wouldn't take off like a bottle rocket?
Well, I thought to myself... "Who on RM is going to have anything to say about a topic having to do with panties?"
This is a combo of the sex education threads and the thread about parents getting a report about the food their kids eat at school. Plus it floats all kinds of ideas of teenage girls getting hot. I had no doubt that this thread would rock.
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This is wrong on so many fronts.
