what a fucking klutz...maybe he was trying to chew gum while he was ridinghis bike. you know how hard it is to do two complicated tasks at once.
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what a fucking klutz...maybe he was trying to chew gum while he was ridinghis bike. you know how hard it is to do two complicated tasks at once.
surely you mean typing something out and remembering to put a space between two words?
*spits out gum*
exactly
but really, I have bandages on four of my fingers. i just got injections in those knuckles (ouch!) for a mysterious disease called "fibromatosis". so it is a little difficut to type today.
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I particularly liked this part:
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In 2003, he tried out a Segway, the standup, motorized scooter at the family's seaside estate in Maine. It went down on his first attempt, but he stayed on his feet with a flying leap over the machine.
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It must have sucked to be that officer. I bet the boys gave him some shit after that. You suddenly get hit by something and see the President of the United States bloodied and on the ground.
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Peeps wrote:
genxgirl wrote:
what a fucking klutz...maybe he was trying to chew gum while he was ridinghis bike. you know how hard it is to do two complicated tasks at once.
surely you mean typing something out and remembering to put a space between two words?
weak
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i don't like bush as much as the next guy, but you people are like vultures
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vegman wrote:
Am I the only one bummed he remembered the presidential helmet??
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