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bknollenberg · **Posted:** Fri Jul 08, 2005 7:45 pm

Ha. Ha.

Already in Love · **Joined:** Thu Jun 09, 2005 8:14 pm **Posts:** 1014

fuck yeah.

The first time I saw him I had one of those painful moments where you're laughing so much that your mouth and chest hurt.

Jim · **Posted:** Fri Jul 08, 2005 7:57 pm

What happened to Mary?

i got bugs · **Joined:** Sun Oct 17, 2004 5:01 pm **Posts:** 14261

how the fuck can you get killed by bees

fuck that shit..id just punch them in the face

bknollenberg · **Posted:** Fri Jul 08, 2005 9:53 pm

Slip and slide, yeah. Would've been fun if dad checked for rocks before he laid it down. Slip and bleed from the anus they should've called this ride.

tennisclay · **Joined:** Sun Oct 17, 2004 3:39 am **Posts:** 4032

He won so many weeks in a row on Sirius top comic. They match up comedy bits of 2 comedians, doesnt matter when the performance happened. He ended up losing to an old bit of Richard Prior's

¡B! · **Posted:** Fri Jul 08, 2005 11:36 pm

I love when he does the alien with the glass of water.

meatwad · **Posted:** Sat Jul 09, 2005 2:24 am

GreedyGreeny wrote:

fuck yeah.

lunkin · **Posted:** Sat Jul 09, 2005 4:46 am

dude is hilarious

flavdave · **Posted:** Sat Jul 09, 2005 5:52 am

I can't wait for his new CD. I think it comes out this month.

jimmac24 · **Posted:** Sat Jul 09, 2005 6:52 am

i would love to get a mouthfull of his goodness.

LoathedVermin72 · **Posted:** Sat Jul 09, 2005 7:00 am

towelie wrote:

GreedyGreeny wrote:

fuck yeah.

bknollenberg · **Posted:** Sat Jul 09, 2005 11:59 am

flavdave wrote:

I can't wait for his new CD. I think it comes out this month.

The 18th or 16th or something like that.

Simple Torture · **Posted:** Sat Jul 09, 2005 12:57 pm

He's got some amazingly funny bits, but he relies to much on just screaming, "ARRRRRRRGH!" or making loud, weird noises. I still laugh my ass off whenever I hear something new from him.

meatwad · **Posted:** Sat Jul 09, 2005 4:57 pm

jimmac24 wrote:

i would love to get a mouthfull of his goodness.

GrimmaceXX · **Posted:** Sat Jul 09, 2005 6:32 pm

better fix that fucking wall before my dad comes home, he'll never believe a big glass of talking fruit punch knocked it down

YessCode · **Joined:** Mon Oct 18, 2004 2:12 am **Posts:** 3783

I got to interview Dane before he came here. He also has a DVD coming out of this past tour he was on. The Tourgasm Tour

How did the movie Dune get in my chocolatey drink?

bknollenberg · **Posted:** Sun Jul 10, 2005 4:17 am

GrimmaceXX wrote:

better fix that fucking wall before my dad comes home, he'll never believe a big glass of talking fruit punch knocked it down

I hate it when my juice wears pants.

But really, I watched the DVD again and the alien part is so fucking funny. That and the cheese pickles thing are my favorites. I like the race track tire in the face thing more on the CD.

NaiveAndTrue · **Posted:** Sun Jul 10, 2005 11:38 pm

Rocks. Funniest guy out there, hands down. I've been a huge fan since the comedy central presents first showed. I still have it taped. . . somewhere. . . can't WAIT for the new CD!!!

jwfocker · **Posted:** Mon Jul 11, 2005 5:08 pm

laughed so hard when some dude started to heckle him from the balcony and he did this fake, girlish laugh and then threaten'd to come up to the guys seats. The alien bit is so good as well.

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