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 Post subject: Owen Wilson-The Two Hour Buttlicker
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STAR WON'T SCOTCH THIS TALE
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July 13, 2005 -- IT takes more than a cheeky blind item in PAGE SIX to aggravate Owen Wilson. We recently ran a "Just asking" about a blond stud nicknamed the 'Butterscotch Stallion' " who brought a woman back to his hotel room and "proceeded to lick her buttocks for over two hours." Readers familiar with Wilson's 'Butterscotch Stallion' moniker correctly guessed his identity, but the easygoing actor was hardly embarrassed. "It's like, 'Who cares?' " Wilson told Rolling Stone when asked about the item. "I play it as it lays. OK, so I may not be the greatest lover in the world. Well, let's make that angle work. There's lots of different paths to the waterfall. You don't have to be Don Juan"

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If I were him, I'd be licking ass cheeks too.
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If I were him, I'd be licking ass cheeks too.

for over 2 hours?
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Is that how he broke his nose? Did he get it caught up between some butt cheeks???? :P :P :P

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seriously,how could his tounge not get tired after 2 hours?
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captainloveboat wrote:
seriously,how could his tounge not get tired after 2 hours?


Cocaine's a hell of a drug.

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damn two hours? owen lost :lol:

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captainloveboat wrote:
Cartman wrote:
If I were him, I'd be licking ass cheeks too.

for over 2 hours?


Hell yeah. I'm Owen Wilson, who's going to stop me?
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he could lick a butt all he wants...i just hate his nose...i'm all against plastic surgery...but that thing is getting offensive

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Bammer wrote:
captainloveboat wrote:
seriously,how could his tounge not get tired after 2 hours?


Cocaine's a hell of a drug.


haha yes, exactly.


"I play it as it lays. OK, so I may not be the greatest lover in the world. Well, let's make that angle work. There's lots of different paths to the waterfall. You don't have to be Don Juan"

:lol:

my god, i love the way that man speaks.
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He's so hot right now.

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he's living the american dream.

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I thought he was icky before I read this, now I think he is really icky...

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Wouldn't his hideous nose get in the way?

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i like him more now

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