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 Post subject: Chelsea Clinton's Marriage Proposal
PostPosted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 6:46 pm 
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If this is old, oh well ... I never heard of it.

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Kenyan Official Offers Goats, Cows To Wed Chelsea Clinton
POSTED: 11:37 am EDT July 28, 2005

NAIROBI, Kenya -- How does 40 goats and 20 cows sound for Chelsea Clinton's hand in marriage?

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A Kenyan city councilman, Godwin Kipkemoi Chepkurgor, said he made former President Bill Clinton that offer five years ago. Chepkurgor wrote Clinton asking for Chelsea's hand in 2000 when Clinton visited Kenya. He's still awaiting an answer.

The councilman told the East African Standard newspaper that he's vowed to remain single until he gets word on marrying Chelsea. The African official told Clinton of plans for a grand wedding presided over by South African Nobel Peace Prize winner Archbishop Desmond Tutu. He added the offer of goats and cows is a traditional African dowry.

However he said the letter prompted security checks on him, his family and his classmates.

It's unlikely Clinton ever received the offer. A security official told the Standard the letter probably never made it out of the office because authorities thought Chepkurgor "just took the joke too far."
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She did blossom into a pretty gal.


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The President wrote:
She did blossom into a pretty gal.


Clearly worth throwing in a few pigs.

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The President wrote:
She did blossom into a pretty gal.


and yet you say jennie finch has a horse faith ;)


if ever there was truthfulness to the saying, different strokes, different folks, this is it

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At least she'd be getting the giant pakaki


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Not sure why she straightened her hair - it is nicer naturally curly.


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The councilman told the East African Standard newspaper that he's vowed to remain single until he gets word on marrying Chelsea..... It's likely Clinton never received the offer...."


Gotta give the guy some credit for trying I suppose, lesser rock stars have scored hotter model-types with lesser offers.....

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Goats and cows, for THAT?!!!!.......hahahahahahahah!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Poor animals. :?

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 Post subject: Re: Chelsea Clinton's Marriage Proposal
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She could use a tan.

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The President wrote:
She did blossom into a pretty gal.


Yeah, in an Alanis Morrisette kind of way . . .


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Peeps wrote:
The President wrote:
She did blossom into a pretty gal.


and yet you say jennie finch has a horse faith ;)

if ever there was truthfulness to the saying, different strokes, different folks, this is it


chelsea clinton>>>>>>>>jennie finch.

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No thank you.

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B wrote:
The President wrote:
She did blossom into a pretty gal.


Clearly worth throwing in a few pigs.


I'd throw my hog her way.


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i always thought she was kinda hot, but i could never decide if i actually thought she was attractive or because it'd be so cool to bone not only the president's daughter, but president bill clinton's daughter.

i mean, the guy would probably walk in on us and just give me a high five and leave. "Have at it, friend."

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Peeps wrote:
The President wrote:
She did blossom into a pretty gal.


and yet you say jennie finch has a horse faith ;)


if ever there was truthfulness to the saying, different strokes, different folks, this is it

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Chris_H_2 wrote:
The President wrote:
She did blossom into a pretty gal.


Yeah, in an Alanis Morrisette kind of way . . .


I saw Alanis on some MTV show, my god did she get hot. That actor from Van Wilder is dating her now.


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