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PostPosted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 8:03 pm 
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PANAMA CITY, Fla. (AP) -- A man who got angry with his wife because she wanted to cuddle after sex when what he really wanted to do was watch sports on television was sentenced to death for killing her with a claw hammer.

Christopher Offord, 30, was sentenced Wednesday by Circuit Judge Dedee Costello, who said the brutality of the crime outweighed any mental problems Offord may have had.

"The defendant struck his wife approximately 70 individual blows after spending a happy interlude with her," the judge said. "Her desire to cuddle after sex does not justify the extremely violent, brutal response of the defendant."

Offord pleaded guilty to first-degree murder in the 2004 slaying of Dana Noser, 40, at his apartment.

He confessed to a bartender at a sports bar before his arrest. He told investigators that his wife had been nagging him to come back to bed.

Offord did not speak in court but said in a jailhouse interview in June: "I figured I killed her so I deserve to die."

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What game was on?

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whats with all this cuddling, i just dont understand?


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Wait a minute. He kills her with a claw hammer, 70 blows, in his bed, in his apartment, right after he spunks in her, and the cops needed a confession to a fucking bartender to arrest this guy?!?

Dear Texas,

When you decide to reform your independent republic, can you please take your retarded little brother Florida along with you?

Much obliged.

Love, America.

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One of those cases where I undoubtedly support a death sentence. Now.

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My woman is totally cool with me getting up and doing other things after sex. It's rather awesome.


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The President wrote:
My woman is totally cool with me getting up and doing other things after sex. It's rather awesome.

"My jimmy runs deep. So deep, so deep, I put her ass to sleep."

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I hope he enjoyed his last round of consentual female sex.


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if it was a baseball game he should get the death penalty

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MF wrote:
I hope he enjoyed his last round of consentual female sex.


Given his rather obsessive love of professional sports, I'm guessing he'll take to the ass ramming with no problems. :P

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punkdavid wrote:
The President wrote:
My woman is totally cool with me getting up and doing other things after sex. It's rather awesome.

"My jimmy runs deep. So deep, so deep, I put her ass to sleep."

You said it O'Shea.


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70 ??? :shock:

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Bammer wrote:
70 ??? :shock:


Yeah man, that's seriously fucked up. He must have hit her at least 40 times after she was dead.


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"The defendant struck his wife approximately 70 individual blows after spending a happy interlude with her," the judge said. "Her desire to cuddle after sex does not justify the extremely violent, brutal response of the defendant."


Thank you, Sherlock Holmes!


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"happy interlude" - interesting euphemism.


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TS808 wrote:
"happy interlude" - interesting euphemism.


happy interlude = 2 1/2 minutes

ball game = 3 hours

jail sentence = life

that must have been one important ball game.

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