Post subject: Bad Idea #346: Locking Your Balls In A Padlock
Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2005 7:37 pm
too drunk to moderate properly
Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 7:19 pm Posts: 39068 Location: Chapel Hill, NC, USA Gender: Male
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Police: Man's Testicles Locked In Padlock Man Could Not Remove Lock For Two Weeks
BRENTWOOD, N.H. -- Emergency workers helped a New Hampshire man out of a difficult situation over the weekend after a friend apparently locked a padlock around his testicles.
According to the Portsmouth Herald, police reported that the 39-year-old man was intoxicated when they arrived at the scene on July 30 at about 3:40 a.m. The man, who was not identified, told them that he had the padlock around his testicles for two weeks.
The man said that a friend put the lock on while he was drunk and passed out. When he woke up, the friend was gone.
"Never in my 13 years have I seen anything like this," Cpl. H.D. Wood told the Herald.
The man told police that he tried to remove the lock with a hacksaw because the key had broken off in the lock.
He was taken to Exeter Hospital, where a locksmith removed the padlock. He was treated and released, and the hospital said he had no lasting injury.
Police said that they did not know the motive for the incident. Distributed by Internet Broadcasting Systems, Inc. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.
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Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 8:17 pm Posts: 468 Location: Indiana
Could you imagine being the locksmith that had to remove that lock. anytime any asks "whats the craziest thing you've ever done" he'll have everyone beat. I removed a lock from some guy's nuts.
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The man, who was not identified, told them that he had the padlock around his testicles for two weeks.
two weeks? holy mother! how long could you walk around with a padlock attached to your testicles, boys?
B wrote:
Police said that they did not know the motive for the incident.
_________________ cirlces they grow and they swallow people whole half their lives they say goodnight to wives they'll never know got a mind full of questions and a teacher in my soul and so it goes
The man, who was not identified, told them that he had the padlock around his testicles for two weeks.
two weeks? holy mother! how long could you walk around with a padlock attached to your testicles, boys?
Some of us are blessed with 2 pound nuts to begin with. It's a daily struggle.
this is a blessing?
_________________ cirlces they grow and they swallow people whole half their lives they say goodnight to wives they'll never know got a mind full of questions and a teacher in my soul and so it goes
Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 7:19 pm Posts: 39068 Location: Chapel Hill, NC, USA Gender: Male
I still haven't figured out the logistics of this.
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Another group of winners promoting my state I see....
