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Joined: Mon Oct 18, 2004 12:39 pm Posts: 6163 Location: PA Gender: Female
This particular box of Urkel-O's is unique because it's some kind of weird sales sample, and has "marketing features and benefits" on the back. One of the "features" is actually listed as: Fun, circle-shaped product. I had no idea circles were so fun. At least now I know what to get the kids next Christmas. A fucking circle.
hahahaha
_________________ Schlitz212: Would you even consider wearing ear plugs to PJ?
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Joined: Mon Oct 18, 2004 10:59 am Posts: 9057 Location: Camden, NJ
Schlitz wrote:
This particular box of Urkel-O's is unique because it's some kind of weird sales sample, and has "marketing features and benefits" on the back. One of the "features" is actually listed as: Fun, circle-shaped product. I had no idea circles were so fun. At least now I know what to get the kids next Christmas. A fucking circle.
hahahaha
most boys prefer their fucking circles to be in triangular form
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I must admit that my aversion to drinking breast milk is something of a double-standard. Let me try to put this as delicately as I can out of respect to my female readers... but some women have been known to willingly "ingest" a certain dubious "body fluid" made by men, during moments of "intimacy." (These moments are known as "blow jobs." These women are known as "awesome.")
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Prison wine with the dirty sock has made me a fan!
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B wrote:
Prison wine with the dirty sock has made me a fan!
You know, I'm about to harvest the grapes from my vineyard and I was wondering what I ought to do with them. Then I saw this site. Prison wine, here I come!
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Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 7:19 pm Posts: 39068 Location: Chapel Hill, NC, USA Gender: Male
He decided the sock should be dirty, but why wouldn't a prisoner just wait until his laundry came back and THEN make the wine?
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