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 Post subject: Joe Theismann Unappreciation Thread
PostPosted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 1:13 am 
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does he ruin Prime Time football for anyone else?

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not only that, but next year he gets to ruin monday night football. he's terrible. anyone who changes the pronunciation of their name to help them win an award should be impaled.

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i dont really watch prime time football and i still hate this guy. makes it totally unbearable to watch.

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I thought it was funny how he licked Brees' balls for making a simple check-down to the running back on the flat... he was like, "Now this is the mark of a veteran QB... Brees is amazing and not only that, but he had me in his hotel room and I shlobbed his knob for 4 straight hours. What a guy!"

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not only that, but next year he gets to ruin monday night football. he's terrible. anyone who changes the pronunciation of their name to help them win an award should be impaled.


dammit, the one time i get to see the lions play on Sunday night this asscunt is gonna ruin it.

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not only that, but next year he gets to ruin monday night football. he's terrible. anyone who changes the pronunciation of their name to help them win an award should be impaled.


dammit, the one time i get to see the lions play on Sunday night this asscunt is gonna ruin it.

you could mute and listen to the radio feed probably.

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i should change this thread to ESPN Commentators Unappreciation

On T.O.....

"ya know what Bret would tell him, ya got a contract get in here"

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parchy wrote:
I thought it was funny how he licked Brees' balls for making a simple check-down to the running back on the flat... he was like, "Now this is the mark of a veteran QB... Brees is amazing and not only that, but he had me in his hotel room and I shlobbed his knob for 4 straight hours. What a guy!"

Fuck Theisman.


not only that, Brees had a guy wide open down the sidelines and overthrew him for a sure TD. Theisman kept on ranting away with how great Brees is.

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the thing i dont get.....is that TD pass wasnt even really Favre...it should have at least been batted down but Driver made a great play.....like that Oakland game where Favre just threw up shit and his receivers played amazing...."vintage Favre getting it done under incredible circumstance"...my ass.

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Clubber wrote:
parchy wrote:
I thought it was funny how he licked Brees' balls for making a simple check-down to the running back on the flat... he was like, "Now this is the mark of a veteran QB... Brees is amazing and not only that, but he had me in his hotel room and I shlobbed his knob for 4 straight hours. What a guy!"

Fuck Theisman.


not only that, Brees had a guy wide open down the sidelines and overthrew him for a sure TD. Theisman kept on ranting away with how great Brees is.


When Brees overthrew that first WR in the 1st and Collins picked it in the endzone... I understand the wide receiver stopped running, but even if the guy was going full bore he wouldn't have been anywehre NEAR the ball, and every one of those stupid ass announcers said how it wasn't Brees' fault and how dumb the WR was and how the busted play had nothing to do with Brees. They're all homers for whoever the story of the year is. Hell, Brees went to my high school and I'm buddies with his younger brother, and even I'M not blowing this much sunshine up his ass


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Paul Maguire is even worse than Theismann.


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I like him! :D

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i really dislike him and the other guy that always argues with him durring the espn broadcasts :evil:

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I was going to make a comment about him getting his leg broken by LT on TV and post a picture of it. But i cant find a picture of it. So here is a picture of someone else getting their leg snapped.

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holy shit

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There's always this classic:

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speaking as someone who had had reconstructive knee surgery, those pics are sick


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remember when he tried to punt the ball against the bears that one time and missed it completely? hee!

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yup he sucks.

those pics are fucking gross.

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