A good friend of mine is having her wedding next month, and would like to use such quotes for it. Does anyone have any personal favorites, or know a great site to find a bunch of'em. Thanks in advance.

You want anti-war quotes for a wedding?

How about a wedding quote:

"A man who admits that he is wrong, when he's wrong, is a wise man. A man who admits that he is wrong, when he's right, is a happily married man."
-???

Good one, but, yeah, anti-war. She wants great anti-war quotes for each person card at the table. It wasn't my idea, I like it, but wasn't my idea, and I knew you guys could probably aid in my hunt.

http://www.antiwar.com/quotes.php

I googled it, I'm sure there are loads of other sites like this one.

"The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is generally employed only by small children and large nations." - David Friedman

http://www.wisdomquotes.com/cat_war.html

Thanks a lot guys and gals. I appreciate your efforts.

"War is great... for me to poop on!"

I liked this one:

After every ''victory'' you have more enemies.

~Jeanette Winterson

War is hell.

--William Tecumseh Sherman

These may not all be anti-war, but they are all about war.

http://www.theskyiscrape.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=5234

"An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind."

-Ghandi

A war a day is pretty fucking gay!

I got a letter from the government
The other day
I opened and read it
It said they were suckers
They wanted me for their army or whatever
Picture me given' a damn I said never
Here is a land that never gave a damn
About a brother like me and myself
Because they never did
I wasn't wit' it but just that very minute...
It occured to me
The suckers had authority
Cold sweatin' as I dwell in my cell
How long has it been?
They got me sittin' in the state pen
I gotta get out - but that thought was thought before
I contemplated a plan on the cell floor
I'm not a fugitive on the run
But a brother like me begun - to be another one
Public enemy servin' time - they drew the line y'all
To criticize me some crime - never the less
They could not understand that I'm a Black man
And I could never be a veteran
On the strength, the situation's unreal
I got a raw deal, so I'm goin' for the steel

And The Band Played Waltzing Matilda

When I was a young man I carried my pack
And I lived the free life of a rover
From the murrays green basin to the dusty outback
I waltzed my matilda all over
Then in nineteen fifteen my country said son
It's time to stop rambling 'cause there's work to be Done
So they gave me a tin hat and they gave me a gun
And they sent me away to the war
And the band played waltzing matilda
As we sailed away from the quay
And amidst all the tears and the shouts and the Cheers
We sailed off to gallipoli

How well I remember that terrible day
when the blood stained the sand and the water
And how in that hell that they called suvla bay
We were butchered like lambs at the slaughter
Johnny turk he was ready, he primed himself well
He showered us with bullets, he rained us with Shells
And in five minutes flat he'd blown us all to hell
Nearly blew us right back to australia
But the band played waltzing matilda
As we stopped to bury our slain
And we buried ours and the turks buried theirs
Then it started all over again

Now those <who were living did their best to survive
In that mad world of blood, death and fire
And for seven long weeks I kept myself alive
while the corpses around me piled higher
Then a big turkish shell knocked me arse over tit
And when I woke up in my hospital bed
And saw what it had done, christ I wished I was Dead
Never knew there were worse things than dying
and no more I?ll go waltzing matilda
to the green bushes so far and near
For to hump tent and pegs, a man needs two legs
No more waltzing matilda for me

So they collected the cripples, the wounded and Maimed
And they shipped us back home to australia
the legless, the armless, the blind and insane
Those proud wounded heroes of suvla
And as our ship pulled into circular quay
I looked at the place where me legs used to be
And thank christ there was nobody waiting for me
To grieve and to mourn and to pity
And the band played waltzing matilda
As they carried us down the gangway
But nobody cheered, they just stood and stared
and they turned all their faces away

And now every april I sit on my porch
And I watch the parade pass before me
i see my old comrades, how proudly they march
Reliving their dreams of past glory
i see the old men, all twisted and torn
The forgotten heroes of a forgotten war
And the young people ask me, "what are they Marching for? "
And I ask myself the same question
And the band plays waltzing matilda
And the old men still answer to the call
But year after year their numbers get fewer
Some day no one will march there at all

Waltzing matilda, waltzing matilda
Who'll go a-waltzing matilda with me?

I've never had a chance to thank you for this IEB! Love you man!

The sincerity of this request is bloody hilarious.

"They send young men to drop fire on people, but the commanders won't let them write "fuck" on their aeroplanes, because it's obscene."
-Col. Kurtz, Apocalypse Now

were you the "getting married" friend? what did he end up with for you?

this might be the funniest thing I've ever heard