Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 4:56 pm Posts: 19957 Location: Jenny Lewis' funbags
One of my best buds is getting married next Saturday and were doing the bachelor party thing tomorrow. Since he is the first of our group of friends to get married this is a pretty big thing for us (and him i assume).
Our plan is to rent 2 vans (enough to hold 16 guys) and literally kidnap him from his house around lunch time. At which point we are driving out to a paintball course for an afternoon of that fun stuff. The next step is to continue on to Fredericton (which is about an hour away, and where most of us went to University) where we clean up and go to dinner. Dinner is already paid for as well as 20 pitchers of beer. Next we go to another bar where we have 20 more pitchers waiting (these ones are twice the size of regular pitchers). We hang there for a bit. Then we move on to a third bar where we don't have to pay cover, but its every man for himself for drinks (assuming you haven't had enough already ). Then we do the same thing again at a 4th bar. At this point i don't plan on being coherent enough to care whats going on.
It's my first bachelor party so i'm pretty psyched. I suppose i'll post more about it Sunday morning (or more likely, Sunday afternoon)
Total cost: $130 each which includes paying for the groom
Joined: Mon Oct 18, 2004 10:59 am Posts: 9057 Location: Camden, NJ
dude you need to come to my area and run the show for mine, because my dad and brother honestly dont know what the fuck theyre doing, and you seem to have quite an excellent plan!!!
Joined: Wed Mar 02, 2005 3:43 am Posts: 18418 Location: Anytown, USA Gender: Male
well thought out plans mike.
i am planning one now for the middle of september and we have no idea what we are doing.
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Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 4:56 pm Posts: 19957 Location: Jenny Lewis' funbags
Spike wrote:
no titties
possibly. we might make a run to a strip club. But the guy getting married isn't really comfortable with that idea, so we are just gonna wait til he's drunk and see if he wants to then.
bullet proof wrote:
What if, when you go to kidnap him, he's banging his wife?
She's be his wife yet...duh. But if that's the case, then i guess we might let him finish.
Cal Varnsen wrote:
well thought out plans mike.
i am planning one now for the middle of september and we have no idea what we are doing.
I can't take credit for it. I had no part in the planning. But i would have planned one equally as good
Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 4:56 pm Posts: 19957 Location: Jenny Lewis' funbags
Spike wrote:
seriously, get him into that strip club. there's nothing more fun than forcing beautiful naked women on a drunken, reluctant bachelor.
the strippers around here are rarely categorized as beautiful. Its usually skanks we went to high school with so that is part of the reason why no strippers
The original plan had been to kidnap him and take him to Montreal, but it turned out to not be very feasible. 10 hour drive just for a night or 2 didn't make much sense.
Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 3:02 pm Posts: 10690 Location: Lost in Twilight's Blue
I want to go to this Bachelor party.
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Joined: Mon Oct 18, 2004 7:33 pm Posts: 2227 Location: Lady J's Underwear
you have to by decree of bachelor parties go to a titty bar. when you think about this, the bachelor party is NOT for the groom. he is fucked. it is for the people there celebrating so fuck him and tell him to suck it up and look at titties.
Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 3:02 pm Posts: 10690 Location: Lost in Twilight's Blue
sonicred wrote:
you have to by decree of bachelor parties go to a titty bar. when you think about this, the bachelor party is NOT for the groom. he is fucked. it is for the people there celebrating so fuck him and tell him to suck it up and look at titties.
jason
Truer words have never been spoken. I can't stand Adam Corrola but on one of the spots for his new show he wisely said they should call it a "penis funeral" and then the ladies wouldn't have such a hard time accepting the inherent nature of the titty bars to come.
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Joined: Wed Mar 02, 2005 3:43 am Posts: 18418 Location: Anytown, USA Gender: Male
10 bucks says mike is TRASHED right now.
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