Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 7:19 pm Posts: 39068 Location: Chapel Hill, NC, USA Gender: Male
Do the grocery stores around you have those extra big shopping carts that look like race cars for kids to ride in? Those are the worst invention EVER!!! They're like 8 times as big.
There was a family at the store with TWO of them and didn't have ANY kids in either. I seriously considered beating the entire family to death with my bag of cat food.
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Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 7:19 pm Posts: 39068 Location: Chapel Hill, NC, USA Gender: Male
*beats Mitchell to death with a bag of cat food*
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Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 4:34 am Posts: 5786 Location: 'Cuse
what about the tiny ones with the little flag on them for little kids to wheel around. almost every time i'm in the store i see one and sometimes they almost slam into me. everyone knows the worst pain is to get hit in the achilles tendon with a shopping cart...
Joined: Sat Oct 23, 2004 1:51 pm Posts: 4329 Location: PA
I've never seen a race car one.
On a side note, how great is / was hitting carts with your car. In H.S. one of my friend had a beater and would crush carts (45mph). It was a sight to behold.
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Joined: Wed Mar 02, 2005 3:43 am Posts: 18418 Location: Anytown, USA Gender: Male
i ride in the race car cart while my girlfriend pushes.
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CopperTom wrote:
I've never seen a race car one.
There are several variations, but this'll give you an idea:
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On a side note, how great is / was hitting carts with your car. In H.S. one of my friend had a beater and would crush carts (45mph). It was a sight to behold.
Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 10:51 pm Posts: 14534 Location: Mesa,AZ
The combination of shopping carts and steep hills has a ton of fun potential.
Might I also recommend tying a shopping cart behind you car, and seeing how fast you can whip it around? If never actually tried that... I've seen it done with a computer monitor, but not a shopping cart.
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The combination of shopping carts and steep hills has a ton of fun potential.
Might I also recommend tying a shopping cart behind you car, and seeing how fast you can whip it around? If never actually tried that... I've seen it done with a computer monitor, but not a shopping cart.
Was that after someone tried installing both Windows XP and Solaris?
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Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 10:51 pm Posts: 14534 Location: Mesa,AZ
Raziel wrote:
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The combination of shopping carts and steep hills has a ton of fun potential.
Might I also recommend tying a shopping cart behind you car, and seeing how fast you can whip it around? If never actually tried that... I've seen it done with a computer monitor, but not a shopping cart.
Was that after someone tried installing both Windows XP and Solaris?
Haha no, I think it was an old monitor that was in the high school's trashpile.
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I had a friend in high school that was riding shopping carts around a grocery store parking lot late at night when someone inside the store called the cops on him. The cops came out (afterwards claiming they hadn't seen him) and hit him with their car, throwing him off the cart and breaking his leg and his collarbone. Yeah, he got some $$$ off that one. Bought a brand-new car and a bunch of video games.
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