Maybe they have, but I watch the Neil thread, and I don't watch 95% of the rest of OB.

ow, thats awesome, thanks

balki?[/quote]

what is smitty's screename?

CAn I have his number so I can call him, breathe nerviously into the phone and then hang up?

I'm sure you've been sent a fair few of these PMs before. I don't think these have worked.

Baseball caps. They freak me out.

Now you can do it to someone and tell them they missed out on a free Dee home sex video.

I promise I won't do it again.

"*poke*"

"What the fuck, man?"

"i come on and do nothing but lock and delete threads"

"I thought it was important that you know this information."

"see ya around fuckface"


TS Ed

No one has ever sent me a PM on this forum...

its really good.. new proshot footage of primus, it HAS to be good. A complete live set of Frizzle Fry in its ENTIRETY.

Its also 2 and a half hours long.

nice item.

Look, don't tell anyone this, but I'm fuck you.

hahahah, i know who that was

That was a fake PM.

laura?

"You're a fucking loser." - from Pearl_Jams_lion

*Kilman cries*

That PM hurts feelings.

From: NigerianPearlJamFan
To: JimNasium
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 6:53 pm
Subject: From the Desk of Kayode Adeyemi

Dear Sir,

STRICTLY A PRIVATE BUSINESS PROPOSAL

I am Dr.Kayode Adeyemi, The manager, Bills and Exchange at the Foreign Remittance Department of the Union Bank of Nigeria Plc. I am writing this letter to ask for your support and cooperation to carry out this business opportunity in my department. We discovered an abandoned sum of $15,000,000.00 (Fifteen million United States Dollars only) in an account that belongs to one of our foreign customers who died along with his entire family of a wife and two children in November 2004 in a Plane crash.

Since we heard of his death, we have been expecting his next-of-kin to come over and put claims for his money as the heir, because we cannot release the fund from his account unless someone applies for claim as the next-of-kin to the deceased as indicated in our banking guidelines. Unfortunately, neither their family member nor distant relative has ever appeared to claim the said fund. Upon this discovery, I and other officials in my department have agreed to make business with you and release the total amount into your account as the heir of the fund since no one came for it or discovered he maintained account with our bank, otherwise the fund will be returned to the banks treasury as unclaimed fund.

We have agreed that our ratio of sharing will be as stated thus; 20 % for you as foreign partner, 75 % for us the officials in my department and 5 % for the settlement of all local and foreign expenses incurred by us and you during the course of this business.

Upon the successful completion of this transfer, I and one of my colleagues will come to your country and mind our share. It is from our 75% we intend to import Agricultural Machineries into my country as a way of recycling the fund. To commence this transaction, we require you to immediately indicate your interest by a return e-mail and enclose your private contact telephone number, fax number full name and address and your designated bank coordinates to enable us file letter of claim to the appropriate departments for necessary approvals before the transfer can be made.

Note also, this transaction must be kept STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL because of its nature.

I look forward to receiving your prompt response.

Dr.Kayode Adeyemi.
Union Bank of Nigeria.


I sent him $5000, but I haven't heard from him since. Maybe if I send him $5000 more