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I Hail Randy Moss · **Joined:** Sat Dec 04, 2004 7:46 am **Posts:** 6099

I'm sorry but I totally lost it. I'm guessing she is like every other teeny bopper singer out there and does not write her own music. So when Church writes better than Dylan, I will give her some credit. That probably won't happen, so Church shut the hell up. But God she is hot.

http://news.softpedia.com/news/Charlott ... 7130.shtml

Soprano Charlotte Church recently revealed she can't stand Bob Dylan's music, calling the legendary singer “a freak”.

Charlotte, 19, also known as "The Voice of an Angel", confessed she was never impressed by The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, or Coldplay's Chris Martin, who she thinks sounds effeminate when he sings.

The only one who touched Church's heart was Jimmy Hendrix.

She says: "I can't stand Bob Dylan. He sounds like a freak. And that Chris Martin isn't any good either. I don't mind Coldplay and know that conversational singing style is very modern but it's a bit wimpy.

You know that song Jumpin' Jimpin' by Destiny's Child? Beyonce (Knowles) is going nuts in it and she's so out of tune it does my head in.

I never got The Beatles. People say they're great, but they don't do it for me. And I never listen to The Rolling Stones. I'm not fussed about old rock music apart from Hendrix."

Just Justin · **Posted:** Fri Sep 02, 2005 6:42 am

I don't like Dylan's voice either but i still recognize him as perhaps the greatest songwriter of all time. she should have the respect to do the same

Raziel · **Joined:** Wed Aug 24, 2005 12:42 am **Posts:** 7939

Yeah well she's a dumb bitch.

Soma. · **Posted:** Fri Sep 02, 2005 6:58 am

yep

flavdave · **Posted:** Fri Sep 02, 2005 7:01 am

Somebody's all growed up.

Raziel · **Joined:** Wed Aug 24, 2005 12:42 am **Posts:** 7939

Citizen_Soma wrote:

yep

You know I just tried to conceal the rather weak spots of this pic in a more or less inconspicious way.

Soma. · **Posted:** Fri Sep 02, 2005 7:07 am

bravo!

hows about them titties?

Raziel · **Joined:** Wed Aug 24, 2005 12:42 am **Posts:** 7939

Citizen_Soma wrote:

bravo!

hows about them titties?

pretty okay I think.

SoapMakesUTaller · **Joined:** Fri Jan 14, 2005 10:32 am **Posts:** 526

YUP she's ALL grown up!!!

Orpheus · **Posted:** Fri Sep 02, 2005 8:01 am

She's about half right I'd say, I'll let you guess which half.

And damn, those are some nice titties.

Soma. · **Posted:** Fri Sep 02, 2005 8:04 am

to be fair, hes all about the vag right there.

Orpheus · **Posted:** Fri Sep 02, 2005 8:06 am

Not to mention the vocal chords, oy!

ManiacalClown · **Posted:** Fri Sep 02, 2005 2:01 pm

You guys stay away from my Charlotte. >:O

inadvertent imitation · **Posted:** Fri Sep 02, 2005 3:26 pm

Can we get some more slutty pictures of Charlotte Church please?

skunkthecat · **Posted:** Fri Sep 02, 2005 4:23 pm

BOYS, FOCUS!!!!!!!
for Christ's sake!! this thread was supposed to be about how much we hate the fucking SLAGBITCH!!! NOT how fine her bloody mammaries are!!!

bart d. · **Joined:** Fri Jun 03, 2005 1:32 am **Posts:** 17563

skunkthecat wrote:

:evil:
BOYS, FOCUS!!!!!!!
for Christ's sake!! this thread was supposed to be about how much we hate the fucking SLAGBITCH!!! NOT how fine her bloody mammaries are!!!

Why can't it be about both?

Orpheus · **Posted:** Fri Sep 02, 2005 9:15 pm

inadvertent imitation wrote:

Can we get some more slutty pictures of Charlotte Church please?

I googled and there are some where she looks horrendous. Then again, there's some where's those titties won't quit.

i got bugs · **Joined:** Sun Oct 17, 2004 5:01 pm **Posts:** 14261

shes like a female liam!!

punkdavid · **Posted:** Fri Sep 02, 2005 11:27 pm

i thought she sang opera, no wobder she doesn't like dylan

bullet proof · **Posted:** Fri Sep 02, 2005 11:32 pm

Charlotte, sometimes you annoy lots of RM members.

Charlotte Church you are a dumb bitch

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