DATING RITUALS

WHITE WOMEN
First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.

IRISH WOMEN
First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

ITALIAN WOMEN
First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant. Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs. Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-karat ring. 5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex. 6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.

JEWISH WOMEN
First Date: You get dynamite head. Second Date: You get more great head. Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.

CHINESE WOMEN
First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again. Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you already realised nothing is going to happen.

INDIAN WOMEN
First date: Meet her parents. Second date: Set the date of the wedding. Third date: Wedding night.

BLACK WOMEN
First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. Third Date: You get to pay her rent. Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.

MEXICAN WOMEN
First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car. Second Date: She's pregnant. Third Date: She moves in. One week later: her mother, father, his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Rio Grande.

The POINT: DON'T YOU JUST LOVE IRISH WOMEN!?

thats funny stuff

Irish chicas are cute.

What's the difference between "white" and "irish"?

everything

Ha ha ha! That's hilarious. I'm Irish and Cherokee, mostly. You need one on native american indians too!...although it's mostly like a mix between the mexican and black, from what I've seen.

Great end of the work day read.

Not even true.

i can't get dates, so this isn't too relevant to me i suppose.

I'm so proud of my heritage right now.

When I saw the title of this thread, the first instinct I had was to post "Fuck her tits," but I assumed .5 would have that covered, so I was going to say "Cum on her face."

Damn, you're one kinky SOB

I didn't say to tie her to a chair and tease her with metal objects or anything.

Native American women are gross.

Irish blood, American heart.

Pocahontas was bangin'!

I've never had an Irish chick, but women of all races love my McMackin'.

Irish women... sometimes you get married to them and then they won't show up to drink wine.