The Liberal Ten Commandments
by Adam Graham
September 04, 2005 07:29 PM EST

When Robert F. Kennedy wrote that God punished Mississippi with Hurricane Katrina for electing former lobbyist Haley Barbour as governor, I realized that its not that liberals don't believe in God or morality, but rather that they have an entirely different viewpoint of morality. They even have their own Ten Commandments which are posted below.

I. Thou Shalt Have no other gods before the environment.

II. Thou Shalt Not make to thee any image or likeness of scripture or anything that references or alludes to God and post it a public place.

III. Thou Shalt not take the name of the Supreme Court in vain.

IV. Remember vacation days in union contracts to keep them sacrosanct. For three days shalt thou labor, but the remaining four shall be for recreation.

V. Honor thy Public School teachers and never criticize their methods, curriculum, or results, that they may fill thy campaign coffers.

VI. Thou Shalt not kill except for convenience and sex.

VII. Thou Shalt not judge any consensual sex act as immoral, lest thou be considered a prude.

VIII. Thou Shalt not steal unless it is from a rich man and thou useth the tax code, or if thou art a clever movie character, thou canst do it as well.

IX. Thou Shalt bear false witness and paint a deceiving picture if it advances the cause of liberalism.

X. Thou Shalt Covet thy neighbors house, thy neighbor's car, and thy neighbor's spouse. For thy neighbor hath gotten all of his goods and success by oppressing the poor. Thy covetousness shalt drive thy politics.

http://www.theconservativevoice.com/art ... ml?id=8034

I don't mind if people make anti-liberal jokes, but I mind if they're horidly uncreative about it.

It's hilarious cause it's so true.

OK fine EVERYBODY stop using your vacation days, they were invented by liberals and teamsters. Go ahead and cough em up. We know we dont deserve them and we are costing the gov't money with. Oh and while we are at it lets give up maternity leave and all health care. Oh retirement too. That goes for everyone, even conservatives.

im sensing some panties getting in knots, perhaps you should delete this

These are more of a likeness that I see so much of:

VI. Thou Shalt not kill except for convenience and sex.

VII. Thou Shalt not judge any consensual sex act as immoral, lest thou be considered a prude.

VIII. Thou Shalt not steal unless it is from a rich man and thou useth the tax code, or if thou art a clever movie character, thou canst do it as well.

IX. Thou Shalt bear false witness and paint a deceiving picture if it advances the cause of liberalism.

X. Thou Shalt Covet thy neighbors house, thy neighbor's car, and thy neighbor's spouse. For thy neighbor hath gotten all of his goods and success by oppressing the poor. Thy covetousness shalt drive thy politics.

sucks to hear you guys dont get oral sex

I do.

My view is towards adults having sex with the underage. Not as to where someone wants to stick and lick. I have no problem with that. I always new I had part liberal in me. But not that much.

Are you saying that liberals defend the act of adults fucking children?

So liberals believe in statutory rape? Thats a new one on me, i must have missed that move on.org meeting

Yes, I have know some Liberals to defend such.

those aren't liberals those are pedophiles, thats the dumbest thing i have heard, who were you talking to charles manson?

Are we talking about semantics on a statutory clause or are we talking pedophilia?

i want to get back to conservatives giving up their vacation days? can I have em. B, you and I can split the presidents vacation days, I get 5 weeks and you get the other 5, Ok?

The dumbest thing you've heard? All I said is that this is what some Liberals I knew thought. Your quite dumb throwing out comments like that.

The statuary clause. Like nothing is really wrong for a 30 year old man to have sex with a 14 year old girl.

your right i am the one who posted ten commandments and said liberals I know like to have sex with children? Then you give no explaination or defense. I wasn't saying tat YOU were dumb, but come on that statement was ridiculous. If a person want to have sex with minors, they are satutory rapest at best, pedophiles at the worst. The label of liberal should take a back seat to those labels. I dont get how you can assume that that is a characteristic of all liberals. RIDICULOUS

All the time here Conservatives are labeled as right wing nuts and Jesus followers.

As I said I get my ideas from alot of the view points expressed here by liberals. I mean I got ripped to pieces when I was pissed at the aclu for sticking up for nambla. That to me is a fucking extreme and ridiculous stance to take. And the only ones who were taking that stance here were our liberal posters. They were the only ones saying the aclu was right for sticking up for pedophilers.

So its the RM liberals that have expressed the desire to have sex with minors? Or they just expressed the belief that its ok for the aclu to represent pedophiles? because there is a huge difference in the way you are classifying peoples beliefs. How exactly is being labeled a Jesus follower bad? I hope someone would think of me that way, because that would mean I was helpsing out the poor and not judging people. Sounds like a pretty good deal if you ask me,mabe evena complement

What state is that?