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 Post subject: Fucking Grasshoppers
PostPosted: Mon Sep 05, 2005 7:57 pm 
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So around this time of year I usually catch grasshoppers and feed them to my beardie
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But when I saw these two grasshoppers "doing it" I thought, wow a 2 for 1 deal. But my conscience got the better of me and I couldn't go through with it. Did I make the right choice?
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ow. the nature... you wait 2 weeks then you take their baby too.

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Kesseli wrote:
ow. the nature... you wait 2 weeks then you take their baby too.


I don't even know what baby grasshoppers look like. Is it an egg that hatches?

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That's one scary fucking lizard.

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 Post subject: Re: Fucking Grasshoppers
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gogol wrote:
So around this time of year I usually catch grasshoppers and feed them to my beardie
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Remind me never to get on your bad side.

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 Post subject: Re: Fucking Grasshoppers
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Remind me never to get on your bad side.


naw no worries, he's absolutely harmless.

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gogol wrote:
Kesseli wrote:
ow. the nature... you wait 2 weeks then you take their baby too.


I don't even know what baby grasshoppers look like. Is it an egg that hatches?


yes... except when its an abortion

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 Post subject: Re: Fucking Grasshoppers
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gogol wrote:
bullet proof wrote:
Remind me never to get on your bad side.


naw no worries, he's absolutely harmless.


He looks like he'd eat my face off if he had the chance.

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how do your lady friends feel about your lizard?

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that's a pretty beardie

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ledbetter10 wrote:
how do your lady friends feel about your lizard?


I am getting married on the 17th and she loves the little bastard. She even helps catch food for him. When the cicada came out last year it was a bonanza for him.

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That's an awesome lizard! But...I'm frightened to death of grasshoppers. :oops: No shittin', seriously. I saw that picture and started going into panic mode. I'm fine with spiders, mice, junebugs, snakes...but I've blacked out before when a grasshopper's jumped on me. :oops:

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 Post subject: Re: Fucking Grasshoppers
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gogol wrote:
So around this time of year I usually catch grasshoppers and feed them to my beardie
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Remind me never to get on your bad side.


He is gorgeous! I want one!!
We have a huge-ass iguana that technically is my brother's, but he only like's me. I'm the only one who can put my hands in his cage and pet him. All i have to do is walk into the room and start talking and he puffs all up and closes his eyes to be petted. :D

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