Red Mosquito • View topic

Japhy Ryder · **Joined:** Tue Nov 23, 2004 4:16 am **Posts:** 1863

so my girlfriend is taking this class where she observes a person in the nude and attempts to draw them. you know the kind.

she was commenting today on how large some of the mens penises are. when described them she used the phrase "much bigger than yours"

now, im no Thor, but nor am i a Pee wee either.

in conclusion, all men over the mark of 6" should die. now.

flavdave · **Posted:** Wed Sep 07, 2005 7:22 am

/dies

macjunkie · **Posted:** Wed Sep 07, 2005 7:27 am

dude, that STINGS

glorified_version · **Posted:** Wed Sep 07, 2005 7:28 am

dump her

Orpheus · **Posted:** Wed Sep 07, 2005 7:40 am

What can I say, "Natty" enjoys to show off on posing day.

By the way, was us reinacting that scene from Ghost in the syllabus? Cause if so, she made an A.

3 Crooked Hearts · **Joined:** Sat Nov 20, 2004 3:20 pm **Posts:** 3334

two words......hate fuck

kiddo · **Posted:** Wed Sep 07, 2005 11:18 am

Japhy Ryder wrote:

she was commenting today on how large some of the mens penises are. when described them she used the phrase "much bigger than yours"

dude!

that sucks man.

Outsider · **Joined:** Mon Oct 18, 2004 11:53 am **Posts:** 6207

For cock's sake. Has she no tact?

1/2faithfull · **Posted:** Wed Sep 07, 2005 11:23 am

Koufax · **Posted:** Wed Sep 07, 2005 11:24 am

every girl you see on tv with her sittign next to you, comment on how their titties are "vastly superior" to hers.

1/2faithfull · **Posted:** Wed Sep 07, 2005 11:31 am

Koufax wrote:

every girl you see on tv with her sittign next to you, comment on how their titties are "vastly superior" to hers.

i just fucked you with my tiny member, electronically

3 Crooked Hearts · **Joined:** Sat Nov 20, 2004 3:20 pm **Posts:** 3334

Koufax · **Posted:** Wed Sep 07, 2005 11:47 am

1/2faithfull wrote:

Koufax wrote:

every girl you see on tv with her sittign next to you, comment on how their titties are "vastly superior" to hers.

i just fucked you with my tiny member, electronically

then I just electronically "faked it".

"oh .5, you were soooooo gooood babeeee"

gogol · **Posted:** Wed Sep 07, 2005 12:10 pm

OK, you can use this big time to your advantage. I know it's a blow to your ego but parlay it into something big that you want. Tell her how insensitive her remark was, and how hurt your feelings are. Tell her that it would be as if you started talking about all the women that were much more pretty than she is. Stuff like that. Before you know it you'll be throwing it in the 2 shoot and she'll have to do it because she owes you.

leverage baby, leverage

jimmac24 · **Posted:** Wed Sep 07, 2005 12:31 pm

Are the guys she draws hard when she is interacting with them? Sometimes my wang looks like a little peanut when its soft and other times it looks like a giant hog. Chicks don't know shit about cocks.

Bant · **Posted:** Wed Sep 07, 2005 12:32 pm

flavdave wrote:

/dies

CircusFreak · **Posted:** Wed Sep 07, 2005 12:32 pm

jimmac24 wrote:

Are the guys she draws hard when she is interacting with them? Sometimes my wang looks like a little peanut when its soft and other times it looks like a giant hog. Chicks don't know shit about cocks.

PJDoll · **Joined:** Sun Oct 17, 2004 12:16 pm **Posts:** 8820

Japhy Ryder wrote:

she was commenting today on how large some of the mens penises are. when described them she used the phrase "much bigger than yours"

OK, that might be one of the funniest things I've ever seen here.

Now, just tell her it wouldn't seem that small if it weren't constantly viewed next to her fat ass. She'll shut up quick enough.

¡B! · **Posted:** Wed Sep 07, 2005 2:26 pm

I don't know why a girl would say that if she didn't want out of the relationship.

lennytheweedwhacker · **Posted:** Wed Sep 07, 2005 2:37 pm

just remind her that you'll always be bigger down there than lenny

Guys with wangs bigger than mine

Who is online