Board index » Word on the Street... » General Discussion




Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 64 posts ]  Go to page 1, 2, 3, 4  Next
Author Message
 Post subject: Things I Can't Do Now... That I Wish I had Done
PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 1:44 pm 
Offline
User avatar
Yeah Yeah Yeah
 Profile

Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 12:26 pm
Posts: 3859
Location: Jersey
Before I got married, I wish I had sex with a midget at least once.


Top
 
 Post subject: Re: Things I Can't Do Now... That I Wish I had Done
PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 1:45 pm 
Offline
User avatar
Jim's Pal
 WWW  Profile

Joined: Mon Oct 18, 2004 12:35 pm
Posts: 9621
Location: The Refuge
Quint wrote:
Before I got married, I wish I had sex with ana at least once.



that's so sweet quint.

_________________
And one day, I will understand computers and I will be the Supreme Being!


Top
 
 Post subject: Re: Things I Can't Do Now... That I Wish I had Done
PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 1:46 pm 
Offline
User avatar
In a van down by the river
 Profile

Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 6:15 am
Posts: 33031
Quint wrote:
Before I got married, I wish I had sex with a midget at least once.


if i did that, proportionately, id look to be at least 9 inches, that would be sweet

_________________
maybe we can hum along...


Top
 
 Post subject: Re: Things I Can't Do Now... That I Wish I had Done
PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 1:48 pm 
Offline
User avatar
Got Some
 Profile

Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 3:58 am
Posts: 2105
Location: Austin
Quint wrote:
Before I got married, I wish I had sex with a midget at least once.


Never let marriage stop you. God made midgets so that one day we would all have sex with them. Marriage is a passing thing, midgets are eternal.


Top
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 1:58 pm 
Offline
User avatar
Interweb Celebrity
 Profile

Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 12:47 am
Posts: 46000
Location: Reasonville
i always wanted to get with a tall woman. what's the tallest woman you've ever been with?

_________________
No matter how dark the storm gets overhead
They say someone's watching from the calm at the edge
What about us when we're down here in it?
We gotta watch our backs


Top
 
 Post subject: Re: Things I Can't Do Now... That I Wish I had Done
PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 2:20 pm 
Offline
User avatar
Yeah Yeah Yeah
 Profile

Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 12:26 pm
Posts: 3859
Location: Jersey
C4Lukin wrote:
Quint wrote:
Before I got married, I wish I had sex with a midget at least once.


Never let marriage stop you. God made midgets so that one day we would all have sex with them. Marriage is a passing thing, midgets are eternal.

Words to live by.


Top
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 2:36 pm 
Offline
User avatar
Reissued
 WWW  Profile

Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 11:09 pm
Posts: 24847
Location: this stark raving, sick, sad little world
Gender: Male
corduroy_blazer wrote:
i always wanted to get with a tall woman. what's the tallest woman you've ever been with?
if you don't do everything, then she probably won't want you.

_________________
never mind, death professor.


Top
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 2:40 pm 
Offline
User avatar
Interweb Celebrity
 Profile

Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 12:47 am
Posts: 46000
Location: Reasonville
jim wrote:
corduroy_blazer wrote:
i always wanted to get with a tall woman. what's the tallest woman you've ever been with?
if you don't do everything, then she probably won't want you.


if she was over 6'0, i'd do anything she wanted.

_________________
No matter how dark the storm gets overhead
They say someone's watching from the calm at the edge
What about us when we're down here in it?
We gotta watch our backs


Top
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 2:41 pm 
Offline
User avatar
Reissued
 WWW  Profile

Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 11:09 pm
Posts: 24847
Location: this stark raving, sick, sad little world
Gender: Male
corduroy_blazer wrote:
jim wrote:
corduroy_blazer wrote:
i always wanted to get with a tall woman. what's the tallest woman you've ever been with?
if you don't do everything, then she probably won't want you.


if she was over 6'0, i'd do anything she wanted.
so, your discrimination is based on height.

_________________
never mind, death professor.


Top
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 2:49 pm 
Offline
User avatar
Interweb Celebrity
 Profile

Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 12:47 am
Posts: 46000
Location: Reasonville
jim wrote:
corduroy_blazer wrote:
jim wrote:
corduroy_blazer wrote:
i always wanted to get with a tall woman. what's the tallest woman you've ever been with?
if you don't do everything, then she probably won't want you.


if she was over 6'0, i'd do anything she wanted.
so, your discrimination is based on height.


i think it'd be mind blowing to get with a chick that's like, 6'3.

_________________
No matter how dark the storm gets overhead
They say someone's watching from the calm at the edge
What about us when we're down here in it?
We gotta watch our backs


Top
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 2:50 pm 
Offline
User avatar
Supersonic
 Profile

Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 6:44 am
Posts: 14671
Location: Baton Rouge
Gender: Male
corduroy_blazer wrote:
i always wanted to get with a tall woman. what's the tallest woman you've ever been with?



6'3"


Top
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 3:04 pm 
Offline
User avatar
Resident Frat Dick
 Profile

Joined: Sat Mar 19, 2005 7:50 pm
Posts: 10229
Location: WA (aka Waaaaaaaahhhh!!)
Gender: Male
Mitchell wrote:
corduroy_blazer wrote:
i always wanted to get with a tall woman. what's the tallest woman you've ever been with?



6'3"

Eww. How much did she weigh?

_________________
Image

9/16/96, 7/21/98, 7/22/98, 11/5/00, 11/6/00, 12/5/02, 12/8/02, 12/9/02, 5/30/03, 10/22/03, 9/24/04, 3/18/05, 9/1/05, 9/2/05, 7/23/06, 9/21/09, 9/22/09, 9/26/09, 9/25/11


Top
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 3:05 pm 
Offline
User avatar
Jim's Pal
 WWW  Profile

Joined: Mon Oct 18, 2004 12:35 pm
Posts: 9621
Location: The Refuge
i'm only 4' tall :oops:

_________________
And one day, I will understand computers and I will be the Supreme Being!


Top
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 3:06 pm 
Offline
User avatar
Interweb Celebrity
 Profile

Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 12:47 am
Posts: 46000
Location: Reasonville
Anaranae wrote:
i'm only 4' tall :oops:


don't lie. you're at least 4'1.

_________________
No matter how dark the storm gets overhead
They say someone's watching from the calm at the edge
What about us when we're down here in it?
We gotta watch our backs


Top
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 3:07 pm 
Offline
User avatar
Unthought Known
 Profile

Joined: Mon Oct 18, 2004 11:53 am
Posts: 6207
Bammer wrote:
Mitchell wrote:
corduroy_blazer wrote:
i always wanted to get with a tall woman. what's the tallest woman you've ever been with?



6'3"

Eww. How much did she weigh?


Holy shit, that was the best reaction I could have hoped for. HAHAHAHA!

_________________
Outside the rain is tapping on the leaves
To me it sounds like they're applauding us
The quiet love we make


Top
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 3:18 pm 
Offline
User avatar
Supersonic
 Profile

Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 6:44 am
Posts: 14671
Location: Baton Rouge
Gender: Male
Bammer wrote:
Mitchell wrote:
corduroy_blazer wrote:
i always wanted to get with a tall woman. what's the tallest woman you've ever been with?



6'3"

Eww. How much did she weigh?


I dunno. She was tiny, so maybe 140? I honestly don't know.


Top
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 3:20 pm 
Offline
User avatar
Reissued
 WWW  Profile

Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 11:09 pm
Posts: 24847
Location: this stark raving, sick, sad little world
Gender: Male
Anaranae wrote:
i'm only 4' tall :oops:
are you really an elf?

_________________
never mind, death professor.


Top
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 3:20 pm 
Offline
User avatar
Interweb Celebrity
 Profile

Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 12:47 am
Posts: 46000
Location: Reasonville
Mitchell wrote:
Bammer wrote:
Mitchell wrote:
corduroy_blazer wrote:
i always wanted to get with a tall woman. what's the tallest woman you've ever been with?



6'3"

Eww. How much did she weigh?


I dunno. She was tiny, so maybe 140? I honestly don't know.


that's amazing.

_________________
No matter how dark the storm gets overhead
They say someone's watching from the calm at the edge
What about us when we're down here in it?
We gotta watch our backs


Top
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 3:22 pm 
Offline
User avatar
too drunk to moderate properly
 WWW  Profile

Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 7:19 pm
Posts: 39068
Location: Chapel Hill, NC, USA
Gender: Male
corduroy_blazer wrote:
Go down on a woman.

_________________
"Though some may think there should be a separation between art/music and politics, it should be reinforced that art can be a form of nonviolent protest." - e.v.


Top
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 3:23 pm 
Offline
User avatar
Jim's Pal
 WWW  Profile

Joined: Mon Oct 18, 2004 12:35 pm
Posts: 9621
Location: The Refuge
jim wrote:
Anaranae wrote:
i'm only 4' tall :oops:
are you really an elf?


duh




corduroy_blazer wrote:
Mitchell wrote:
Bammer wrote:
Mitchell wrote:
corduroy_blazer wrote:
i always wanted to get with a tall woman. what's the tallest woman you've ever been with?



6'3"

Eww. How much did she weigh?


I dunno. She was tiny, so maybe 140? I honestly don't know.


that's amazing.


Auchwitz?

_________________
And one day, I will understand computers and I will be the Supreme Being!


Top
 
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 64 posts ]  Go to page 1, 2, 3, 4  Next

Board index » Word on the Street... » General Discussion


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 25 guests


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  
It is currently Sun Jan 25, 2026 7:19 pm