i cut my dads water hose down to about 6 feet. ive developed a method of suction that works pretty quickly. this old white woman lives next door and i steal her gas during the night.


i would feel bad about this but she was always a bitch to the neighborhood kids growing up. plus, we've probably lost about $50 worth of assorted sports balls over the years in her backyard. she would never give them back to us.


pay back.

So that should allow you to fill up once.

I like the way you're stealing from someone likely on a fixed income. I hope her tank isn't empty when she needs to go to the doctor or pharmacy.
Asshole.

Then again, this smells like bullshit.

As long as you don't do drugs this is okay I believe.

of course its bullshit.



though im seriously contemplating doing it once.

my dad warned me not to park on the street anymore because people might steal gas from my truck.

i refuse to listen.

This is Rhoda siphoning gas from Big Larry's car.

Or she's blowing a Ninja Turtle.

Silly Rhoda doesn't know that she better shouldn't hold the hose so high since this may cause the whole stuff being spilled all over her.

is that a vag?

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There you go, that will teach her for keeping all your balls.

I thought this thread was going to be about black beans.

POTY

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