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i'll make sure it doesnt get used while we're sleeping.
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Kent Brockman: Springfield has come down with a fever: football fever. If you have the fever, there's only one cure. Take 2 tickets, and see the game Sunday morning.
Public Service Announcer: Warning. Tickets should NOT be taken internally.
Homer: See? Because of me, now they have a warning
Joined: Wed Mar 02, 2005 3:43 am Posts: 18418 Location: Anytown, USA Gender: Male
godeatgod wrote:
I would have guessed it was "Don't use as a vibrator".
thats #10 geg
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stip wrote:
In five years, when you get laid and grow up, you should go back and read some of these posts and if you've turned into a decent person you'll realize how much of an asshole you sound like right now
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My hair is stick straight.
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Post subject: Re: Warning #6 on my new hair straightener
Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2005 4:42 pm
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Dr. Van Nostrand wrote:
CircusFreak wrote:
6. Never use while sleeping.
remember, if they put a warning on something then it means that atleast 1 person actually did it
Dear Preperation H,
I ate this whole dang tube, and my hemmorrids are still flaming up like a volcanoe, my mouth is so puckered I can't eat anythin but a jelly bean, I sure can whistle good though.
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Peeps wrote:
Schlitz wrote:
My hair is stick straight.
sticks arent really straight yanno
We are so going to do lunch next week!
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