View unanswered posts | View active topics


Board index » Word on the Street... » General Discussion



Post new topic Reply to topic  Page 1 of 3
  [ 52 posts ]  Go to page 1, 2, 3  Next
  Print view Previous topic | Next topic 
Author Message
lemoncoatedafterworld
 Post subject: oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god
PostPosted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 2:18 am 
Offline
User avatar
Yeah Yeah Yeah
 YIM  Profile

Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 7:22 pm
Posts: 4715
Location: going to marrakesh
spider in my tub! spider under my bathmat. that i stand on! that i was standing on!

oh my god oh my god oh my god.

eeeeeeeeeeeeepk.

_________________
and our love is a monster, plain and simple
though you weight it down with stones to try to drown it
it floats
it floats

Top
 
bullet proof
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 2:18 am 
Offline
User avatar
Jim's Pal
 Profile

Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 12:51 am
Posts: 15460
Location: Long Island, New York
Did you run right out of the shower?

_________________
lutor3f wrote:
Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock

Top
 
Jim
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 2:19 am 
Offline
User avatar
Reissued
 WWW  Profile

Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 11:09 pm
Posts: 24847
Location: this stark raving, sick, sad little world
Gender: Male
awww, a new pet

_________________
never mind, death professor.

Top
 
lemoncoatedafterworld
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 2:20 am 
Offline
User avatar
Yeah Yeah Yeah
 YIM  Profile

Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 7:22 pm
Posts: 4715
Location: going to marrakesh
i'm my trying to drown him. i'm not currently near the bathtub.

_________________
and our love is a monster, plain and simple
though you weight it down with stones to try to drown it
it floats
it floats

Top
 
PhilPritchard
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 2:20 am 
Offline
User avatar
Supersonic
 Profile

Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 4:34 am
Posts: 12700
Location: ...a town in north Ontario...
lemoncoatedafterworld wrote:
i'm my trying to drown him. i'm not currently near the bathtub.


Hmmmm... how do you plan on drowning him without... you know.... going near him?

_________________
I think we relinquished enough... and it's still dark enough... and it goes on and on and on...

Top
 
ericd102
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 2:21 am 
Offline
User avatar
Unthought Known
 WWW  Profile

Joined: Wed Nov 03, 2004 11:23 pm
Posts: 6165
Location: Mass
PhilPritchard wrote:
lemoncoatedafterworld wrote:
i'm my trying to drown him. i'm not currently near the bathtub.


Hmmmm... how do you plan on drowning him without... you know.... going near him?


she'll do it over the interweb :roll:
Top
 
Dr. Van Nostrand
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 2:21 am 
Offline
User avatar
Global Moderator
 Profile

Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 3:03 pm
Posts: 26481
Location: virginia
Gender: Male
had you already started taking your shower when you noticed it? or were you just about to?
because if you already had the water on then i would have just tried to wash it down the drain

_________________
what is that a titleist..............Hole in one

Top
 
lemoncoatedafterworld
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 2:22 am 
Offline
User avatar
Yeah Yeah Yeah
 YIM  Profile

Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 7:22 pm
Posts: 4715
Location: going to marrakesh
i had the water going. i was just getting in. spider under the bathmat. under my feet.

the water is still going. how long does it take for a spider to drown?

_________________
and our love is a monster, plain and simple
though you weight it down with stones to try to drown it
it floats
it floats

Top
 
PhilPritchard
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 2:23 am 
Offline
User avatar
Supersonic
 Profile

Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 4:34 am
Posts: 12700
Location: ...a town in north Ontario...
ericd102 wrote:
PhilPritchard wrote:
lemoncoatedafterworld wrote:
i'm my trying to drown him. i'm not currently near the bathtub.


Hmmmm... how do you plan on drowning him without... you know.... going near him?


she'll do it over the interweb :roll:


hahaha...

spider pun...

_________________
I think we relinquished enough... and it's still dark enough... and it goes on and on and on...

Top
 
Plastic Soul
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 2:23 am 
Offline
User avatar
Got Some
 Profile

Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 4:45 am
Posts: 2814
Location: Mooninites duplicate, reunite, and annihilate
I just took a shower, and found, the hard way, that there was broken glass in my tub. I'd rather have spiders.

_________________
Bonticherep wrote:
automobile failure, with sex problems have begun.

banditoshu wrote:
Never say give up
[url=http://]contractor memphis roofing[/url]

Image

Top
 
lemoncoatedafterworld
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 2:26 am 
Offline
User avatar
Yeah Yeah Yeah
 YIM  Profile

Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 7:22 pm
Posts: 4715
Location: going to marrakesh
someone check my tub for me.

i need a spider killer. i can't do this.

_________________
and our love is a monster, plain and simple
though you weight it down with stones to try to drown it
it floats
it floats

Top
 
PhilPritchard
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 2:26 am 
Offline
User avatar
Supersonic
 Profile

Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 4:34 am
Posts: 12700
Location: ...a town in north Ontario...
Plastic Soul wrote:
I just took a shower, and found, the hard way, that there was broken glass in my tub. I'd rather have spiders.


But glass doesn't attack you and bite you and poison you with its paralyzing venom before carrying you off in a tangle of webs, only to gradually eat you alive.

_________________
I think we relinquished enough... and it's still dark enough... and it goes on and on and on...

Top
 
PhilPritchard
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 2:27 am 
Offline
User avatar
Supersonic
 Profile

Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 4:34 am
Posts: 12700
Location: ...a town in north Ontario...
lemoncoatedafterworld wrote:
someone check my tub for me.

i need a spider killer. i can't do this.


*Grabs hammer*

_________________
I think we relinquished enough... and it's still dark enough... and it goes on and on and on...

Last edited by PhilPritchard on Mon Sep 12, 2005 2:27 am, edited 1 time in total.

Top
 
ericd102
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 2:27 am 
Offline
User avatar
Unthought Known
 WWW  Profile

Joined: Wed Nov 03, 2004 11:23 pm
Posts: 6165
Location: Mass
PhilPritchard wrote:
Plastic Soul wrote:
I just took a shower, and found, the hard way, that there was broken glass in my tub. I'd rather have spiders.


But glass doesn't attack you and bite you and poison you with its paralyzing venom before carrying you off in a tangle of webs, only to gradually eat you alive.


Image


Shelob :shock:
Top
 
lemoncoatedafterworld
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 2:28 am 
Offline
User avatar
Yeah Yeah Yeah
 YIM  Profile

Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 7:22 pm
Posts: 4715
Location: going to marrakesh
PhilPritchard wrote:
Plastic Soul wrote:
I just took a shower, and found, the hard way, that there was broken glass in my tub. I'd rather have spiders.


But glass doesn't attack you and bite you and poison you with its paralyzing venom before carrying you off in a tangle of webs, only to gradually eat you alive.


you're not helping! :cry:

_________________
and our love is a monster, plain and simple
though you weight it down with stones to try to drown it
it floats
it floats

Top
 
PhilPritchard
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 2:29 am 
Offline
User avatar
Supersonic
 Profile

Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 4:34 am
Posts: 12700
Location: ...a town in north Ontario...
lemoncoatedafterworld wrote:
PhilPritchard wrote:
Plastic Soul wrote:
I just took a shower, and found, the hard way, that there was broken glass in my tub. I'd rather have spiders.


But glass doesn't attack you and bite you and poison you with its paralyzing venom before carrying you off in a tangle of webs, only to gradually eat you alive.


you're not helping! :cry:


PhilPritchard wrote:
lemoncoatedafterworld wrote:
someone check my tub for me.

i need a spider killer. i can't do this.


*Grabs hammer*


:nice:

_________________
I think we relinquished enough... and it's still dark enough... and it goes on and on and on...

Top
 
lemoncoatedafterworld
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 2:31 am 
Offline
User avatar
Yeah Yeah Yeah
 YIM  Profile

Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 7:22 pm
Posts: 4715
Location: going to marrakesh
okay. i'm going to go try to take a shower now. if i'm not back in fifteen minutes, um. make stephen call me or something to make sure i'm not dead.

_________________
and our love is a monster, plain and simple
though you weight it down with stones to try to drown it
it floats
it floats

Top
 
PhilPritchard
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 2:37 am 
Offline
User avatar
Supersonic
 Profile

Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 4:34 am
Posts: 12700
Location: ...a town in north Ontario...
lemoncoatedafterworld wrote:
okay. i'm going to go try to take a shower now. if i'm not back in fifteen minutes, um. make stephen call me or something to make sure i'm not dead.


You know, deannA, if I had the power, I'd totally add you to team BP in the BOTR.

_________________
I think we relinquished enough... and it's still dark enough... and it goes on and on and on...

Top
 
lemoncoatedafterworld
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 2:47 am 
Offline
User avatar
Yeah Yeah Yeah
 YIM  Profile

Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 7:22 pm
Posts: 4715
Location: going to marrakesh
i'm back. i'm not ate.

i threw away my bathmat. tomorrow, i buy raid. now, i need to calm down.

_________________
and our love is a monster, plain and simple
though you weight it down with stones to try to drown it
it floats
it floats

Top
 
ManiacalClown
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 2:56 am 
Offline
User avatar
Unthought Known
 Profile

Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 3:11 am
Posts: 6822
Location: College Station, TX, USA
Gender: Male
Obvious: Were you naked at the time?

_________________
.whoop

Top
 
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic Reply to topic  Page 1 of 3
  [ 52 posts ]  Go to page 1, 2, 3  Next

Board index » Word on the Street... » General Discussion

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 34 guests

You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  
It is currently Sun Jan 25, 2026 1:58 pm