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 Post subject: Quotes #5: Office Space
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Peter's neighbor says "man" 27 times throughout the movie, by my count.

Anyone care to prove me wrong?

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"fucking a"

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"Hey Peter, what haaaappening. I'm gonna need to go ahead and come in tomorrow."

'Well, at least I didn't sleep with Lumbergh."

"Sometimes, I think she's cheating on me."
"I know what you mean."
"What's that supposed to mean?"
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"Hey Peter, watch out for your cornhole, buddy."
"Okay, Lawrence."

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evenflow wrote:
"Hey Peter, watch out for your cornhole, buddy."
"Okay, Lawrence."

"Hey Peter man, watch out for your cornhole, buddy."

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Bob Porter: Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately.
Peter Gibbons: Well, I wouldn't exactly say I've been missing it, Bob.


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Just wanted to let you know that we do start at the normal time today...it's not a half day or anything.

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Lawrence: "What would you do with a million dollars?"
Peter: "Nothing. I'd do absolutely nothing"
Lawrence: "Well you don't need a million dollars to do that. Shit, I got a cousin, he's broke as hell and he don't do shit"
Peter: "What would you do with a million dollars?"
Lawrence: "Two chicks at the same time"


"I told those assclowns i like Michael Bolton"

"Were not going to White Collar Resort Prison, were going to Federal Fuck Me In The Ass Prison".


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Michael Bolton:What's this I hear about you having problems with your TPS reports?
Samir: Yeah, didn't you get that memo?


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MF wrote:
Lawrence: "What would you do with a million dollars?"
Peter: "Nothing. I'd do absolutely nothing"
Lawrence: "Well you don't need a million dollars to do that. Shit, I got a cousin, he's broke as hell and he don't do shit"
Peter: "What would you do with a million dollars?"
Lawrence: "Two chicks at the same time"


the rest of this quote is pretty good too.

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"Hey Peter Turn It On Channel Nine, They're Doing A Breast Exame"

now that shit is funny compadres...


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