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faithful-yield
 Post subject: Do Not Taunt Happy Fun Ball !!
PostPosted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 12:56 am 
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One of the funniest spots SNL has ever had.
Happy FUN BALL!
-only $14.95-


Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Ball.
Caution: Happy Fun Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
Happy Fun Ball Contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
Do not use Happy Fun Ball on concrete.


Discontinue use of Happy Fun Ball if any of the following occurs:
Itching
Vertigo
Dizziness
Tingling in extremities
Loss of balance or coordination
Slurred speech
Temporary blindness
Profuse sweating
Heart palpitations

If Happy Fun Ball begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.
Happy Fun Ball may stick to certain types of skin.

When not in use, Happy Fun Ball should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration...

Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun Ball, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.

Ingredients of Happy Fun Ball include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.

Happy Fun Ball has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

Happy Fun Ball comes with a lifetime guarantee.

Happy Fun Ball

ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!
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Hahaha..I remember that from when I was a kid

Good stuff.

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Puppy Chow brand rat poison.
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The best recent one was the boner juice. That was pretty funny, and who can forget Colon Blow cereal.

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How about Will Ferrel as Robert Goulet?

-All right, staring contest, you and me, ready, go...you win, you always do.



I haven't seen boner juice, but I am intrigued...

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TomJoad187 wrote:
How about Will Ferrel as Robert Goulet?


The interview he did on Conan as Robert Goulet is perhaps the funniest thing I've ever seen.

"Ahh! Goulet had too many cherry pop tarts backstage! I'm out, coach!"

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rich wrote:
and who can forget Colon Blow cereal.


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NERF CROTCH BAT!!!
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