Post subject: An Open Letter to the Lady at the Grocery Store
Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 5:53 pm
too drunk to moderate properly
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Dear Lady Writing Checks,
Call your bank and get a VISA check card like every other rational human being before I shove that god damned checkbook down your measly throat and beat your fucking face into that shitty-ass conveyor belt until you are plummeting down a dark abyss only to land skewered on a giant, dry BIC pen in Hell!!!
Many thanks,
B
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jesus christmas wrote:
i didn't think you left the house.
I haven't found a beer delivery service.
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my grandmom writes checks almost everywhere she shops.
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Post subject: Re: An Open Letter to the Lady at the Grocery Store
Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 6:19 pm
Banned from the Pit
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B wrote:
Dear Lady Writing Checks,
Call your bank and get a VISA check card like every other rational human being before I shove that god damned checkbook down your measly throat and beat your fucking face into that shitty-ass conveyor belt until you are plummeting down a dark abyss only to land skewered on a giant, dry BIC pen in Hell!!!
Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 7:19 pm Posts: 39068 Location: Chapel Hill, NC, USA Gender: Male
lemoncoatedafterworld wrote:
the trick to writing checks is to fill out the store name, date, and sign them while you wait in line.
OR .... fill it out with the name of the bank that issued your credit card so I don't have to fucking wait on you!!!
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Sounds like you need to slow down Dude, Whats the hurry. The beer is going to taste the same in ten minutes or five minutes. I think who you are really mad at is the "man" not this little old peaceful lady. (She's probably a democrat) You need to take a step back and look at the big picutre man.
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jacktor wrote:
Sounds like you need to slow down Dude, Whats the hurry. The beer is going to taste the same in ten minutes or five minutes. I think who you are really mad at is the "man" not this little old peaceful lady. (She's probably a democrat) You need to take a step back and look at the big picutre man.
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B wrote:
lemoncoatedafterworld wrote:
the trick to writing checks is to fill out the store name, date, and sign them while you wait in line.
OR .... fill it out with the name of the bank that issued your credit card so I don't have to fucking wait on you!!!
heh. you should shop where i shop. the thirty seconds it takes for me to write the amount i've spent on my check is far less than the amount of time it'll take me to bag out all my groceries.
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Post subject: Re: An Open Letter to the Lady at the Grocery Store
Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 7:12 pm
Devil's Advocate
Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 12:59 am Posts: 18643 Location: Raleigh, NC Gender: Male
B wrote:
Dear Lady Writing Checks,
Call your bank and get a VISA check card like every other rational human being before I shove that god damned checkbook down your measly throat and beat your fucking face into that shitty-ass conveyor belt until you are plummeting down a dark abyss only to land skewered on a giant, dry BIC pen in Hell!!!
Post subject: Re: An Open Letter to the Lady at the Grocery Store
Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 7:13 pm
Camden Crew
Joined: Wed Mar 02, 2005 3:43 am Posts: 18418 Location: Anytown, USA Gender: Male
Athletic Supporter wrote:
B wrote:
Dear Lady Writing Checks,
Call your bank and get a VISA check card like every other rational human being before I shove that god damned checkbook down your measly throat and beat your fucking face into that shitty-ass conveyor belt until you are plummeting down a dark abyss only to land skewered on a giant, dry BIC pen in Hell!!!
Many thanks, B
Hey B,
What's the fucking hurry?
Love, AS
B must've thought of a real witty post to make and had to hurry home to post it.
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Post subject: Re: An Open Letter to the Lady at the Grocery Store
Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 7:21 pm
too drunk to moderate properly
Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 7:19 pm Posts: 39068 Location: Chapel Hill, NC, USA Gender: Male
Cal Varnsen wrote:
Athletic Supporter wrote:
B wrote:
Dear Lady Writing Checks,
Call your bank and get a VISA check card like every other rational human being before I shove that god damned checkbook down your measly throat and beat your fucking face into that shitty-ass conveyor belt until you are plummeting down a dark abyss only to land skewered on a giant, dry BIC pen in Hell!!!
Many thanks, B
Hey B,
What's the fucking hurry?
Love, AS
B must've thought of a real witty post to make and had to hurry home to post it.
I was home for an hour before I posted.
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I was home for an hour before I posted.