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Plastic Soul
 Post subject: G'day, Mate. It's 'talk like an australian stereotype' day!
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STREWTH!

I was out waltzing matilda by the billabong with me pet walaby this morning, and thought to meself, 'CRIKEY! this chokkie is better than the vegimite sadwich I had this morning!'. Not a very improtant though, but it was imediatly followed by this one 'Holy dooley! I aught to start a holiday where people talk in exaggerated Australian stereotypes! Blimey! Why hasn't some bloke done this before?!'.


You may think I've got Kangaroos loose in the top paddock for this, but no worries! I've just had a bit too much Fosters.

So go on, you jackaroos and Sheilas. Break out the strine, and set international relations back 50 years.

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let's put another shrimp on the barbie!

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let's put another shrimp on the barbie!


fostahs, austrahlian for beehr.
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let's put another shrimp on the barbie!


fostahs, austrahlian for beehr.
i heard they don't even drink fosters in australia. of course, laura told me that and it could be lie. :lol:

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hello. I'm australian.
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jim wrote:
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jim wrote:
let's put another shrimp on the barbie!


fostahs, austrahlian for beehr.
i heard they don't even drink fosters in australia. of course, laura told me that and it could be lie. :lol:


she's told me the same lie :x
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jim wrote:
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jim wrote:
let's put another shrimp on the barbie!


fostahs, austrahlian for beehr.
i heard they don't even drink fosters in australia. of course, laura told me that and it could be lie. :lol:

not a lie.

what's a 'strine'?

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We really don't drink fosters.....VB is our biggest selling beer..
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We really don't drink fosters.....VB is our biggest selling beer..


yeah but cascade and boags are the best.


you deserve a cascade draught a cold cascade draght oooooooohhhhhhhhh you deserve it!

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lol dingos dont come anywhere near our backyards...the crocs get em long before they can reach our babys.....only problem is when they get the kanga's as well
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Wierd Oz Guy: that's not a noiff...THIS is a noiff!!!!
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Wierd Oz Guy: alright alright, i see you've played noiffy-spoony before....

I use this quote in every inappropriate situation in real life... whenever there's a knife mentioned...

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wasn't it marge? knifey spooney is the best game though....we play it all the time :D
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Eddie Vedder is a fair dinkum spunkrat I reckon. :P


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jim wrote:
Mitchell wrote:
jim wrote:
let's put another shrimp on the barbie!


fostahs, austrahlian for beehr.
i heard they don't even drink fosters in australia. of course, laura told me that and it could be lie. :lol:

I could imagine it to be true. Much in the same way that everybody outside Holland seems to believe in the lie that Heineken is actually drinkable. One of the worst dutch beers in existance. Tastes better on the way out!

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hey eily, how r ya olds? geez i miss them old buggers, we used to have so much fun on the farm roo shootin and doin doughnuts in the torrie.... :? :P
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