Joined: Wed Nov 03, 2004 11:23 pm Posts: 6165 Location: Mass
Tonight, myself and several homies were at a strip mall complex and we entered EB games (right around closing). there were two guys in their mid twenties working there and no one else in the store. One kid went straight to the DS and started playing Nintendogs. He started swearing loudly at the game "goddamit......shit.....what the fuck......this fucking dog is humping my player's leg". The store clerks stared at him a bit but said nothing. Then another friend went up and sked him if they played Halo. One clerk said, "Yeah Halo 1, it's muchh better than Halo 2". My friend cut him off and said, "Actually, halo 1 fucking sucks." At this point several middle aged ladies had entered the store and looked up surprisedly. The my friend at the desk pointed at my friend playing Nintendogs and said," Y'know, he has a 45 on Halo." The clerk looked impressed and my friend goes, "yeah you guys look like fucking Noobs, I could pwn you". Then my nintendogs friend walked over and suddenly says (in a retarded voice), "I really love that feeling you get, you know, when your playing Halo, and you get the gun and you just get a fucking BOOM HEADSHOT" The last bit at the top of his lungs. The women now looked genuinely scared, and all our friends were dying laighing and we left the store and got into a few cars (one of which was parked horizontally across 4 spaces)"
A few minutes later my Nintendogs friend returned, ran into the store, scream at the top of his lungs the name of some charatcer from World of Warcraft (I forget the name) and then quickly ran out while the kid driving held the horn down for a good 30 seconds.
I then went to Panera and my friend who was working there hooked me up with a giant bag of free bread.
Tell us about some good public shenannigans you have pulled.
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Last night i was at the bar and there was this totally drunk dude staggering around. My friend was the bouncer and was trying to drag him out of the bar but this dude kept on slipping away while hysterically laughing. He finally is dragged outside and we're all just watching this guy fuck around for a half hour. We threw pennies at him and he was fucking swallowing them. He must have swallowed at least 5 of them. About 5 minutes later he fell and cracked his face open really bad. The cops and ambulance came and we told them about the pennies he ate. End of dumb story....
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Clubber wrote:
Last night i was at the bar and there was this totally drunk dude staggering around. My friend was the bouncer and was trying to drag him out of the bar but this dude kept on slipping away while hysterically laughing. He finally is dragged outside and we're all just watching this guy fuck around for a half hour. We threw pennies at him and he was fucking swallowing them. He must have swallowed at least 5 of them. About 5 minutes later he fell and cracked his face open really bad. The cops and ambulance came and we told them about the pennies he ate. End of dumb story....
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ericd102 wrote:
Tonight, myself and several homies were at a strip mall complex and we entered EB games (right around closing). there were two guys in their mid twenties working there and no one else in the store. One kid went straight to the DS and started playing Nintendogs. He started swearing loudly at the game "goddamit......shit.....what the fuck......this fucking dog is humping my player's leg". The store clerks stared at him a bit but said nothing. Then another friend went up and sked him if they played Halo. One clerk said, "Yeah Halo 1, it's muchh better than Halo 2". My friend cut him off and said, "Actually, halo 1 fucking sucks." At this point several middle aged ladies had entered the store and looked up surprisedly. The my friend at the desk pointed at my friend playing Nintendogs and said," Y'know, he has a 45 on Halo." The clerk looked impressed and my friend goes, "yeah you guys look like fucking Noobs, I could pwn you". Then my nintendogs friend walked over and suddenly says (in a retarded voice), "I really love that feeling you get, you know, when your playing Halo, and you get the gun and you just get a fucking BOOM HEADSHOT" The last bit at the top of his lungs. The women now looked genuinely scared, and all our friends were dying laighing and we left the store and got into a few cars (one of which was parked horizontally across 4 spaces)"
A few minutes later my Nintendogs friend returned, ran into the store, scream at the top of his lungs the name of some charatcer from World of Warcraft (I forget the name) and then quickly ran out while the kid driving held the horn down for a good 30 seconds.
I then went to Panera and my friend who was working there hooked me up with a giant bag of free bread.
Tell us about some good public shenannigans you have pulled.
if I were one of the clerks, I'd have kicked all three of your 16 year old asses. *Especially* if you actually said the word 'noob' out loud. Dorks.
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Joined: Wed Nov 03, 2004 11:23 pm Posts: 6165 Location: Mass
Plastic Soul wrote:
ericd102 wrote:
Tonight, myself and several homies were at a strip mall complex and we entered EB games (right around closing). there were two guys in their mid twenties working there and no one else in the store. One kid went straight to the DS and started playing Nintendogs. He started swearing loudly at the game "goddamit......shit.....what the fuck......this fucking dog is humping my player's leg". The store clerks stared at him a bit but said nothing. Then another friend went up and sked him if they played Halo. One clerk said, "Yeah Halo 1, it's muchh better than Halo 2". My friend cut him off and said, "Actually, halo 1 fucking sucks." At this point several middle aged ladies had entered the store and looked up surprisedly. The my friend at the desk pointed at my friend playing Nintendogs and said," Y'know, he has a 45 on Halo." The clerk looked impressed and my friend goes, "yeah you guys look like fucking Noobs, I could pwn you". Then my nintendogs friend walked over and suddenly says (in a retarded voice), "I really love that feeling you get, you know, when your playing Halo, and you get the gun and you just get a fucking BOOM HEADSHOT" The last bit at the top of his lungs. The women now looked genuinely scared, and all our friends were dying laighing and we left the store and got into a few cars (one of which was parked horizontally across 4 spaces)"
A few minutes later my Nintendogs friend returned, ran into the store, scream at the top of his lungs the name of some charatcer from World of Warcraft (I forget the name) and then quickly ran out while the kid driving held the horn down for a good 30 seconds.
I then went to Panera and my friend who was working there hooked me up with a giant bag of free bread.
Tell us about some good public shenannigans you have pulled.
if I were one of the clerks, I'd have kicked all three of your 16 year old asses. *Especially* if you actually said the word 'noob' out loud. Dorks.
The funny part is, none of us actually play games seriosuly at all. We were just saying that stuff to make fun of the gamers at the store.
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i like that word, shenanigans.
always find it weird how there is never just one shennanigan. it's always plural.
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