WTF mate?

Did you paint your monitor? Cause if that's the case, every website probably smells like wet paint.

don't lick it. you might get the lead poisoning.

did buggy ding dong make RM a scratch and sniff site?

No.

And now my monitors all scratched up. Thanks a lot.

I thought Dripping Yellow Madness moved away after fifth grade.

you have to scratch the interweb to smell it....if you dont know how, build a monument to Zeus and pray everyday for 76 days...then on the 77th day, go to Ontario and kidnap 4 asians (they are in abundance there) and return to the statue of Zeus....then Zeus will request one of two things: 1) a new statue with an increase in teh size of his gentalia or 2) 4 more asians. If he chooses selection 2, repeat the step until he requests larger gentalia..then after the new statue is constructed start over...then press up down up down left right left right up right down left up B on the controller (any USB connected devise will work) and then scratch the interweb (it should be available if you entered the code before teh Sega logo appeard) Good luck, buggy ding dong made it hard, i know, but this is teh first key to unlocking teh interweb.

I already tried that.

do you have interweb access?

Yeah, but I can't smell it.

And you tried what i suggested?

Twice.

With interweb access?

i brushed up against wet paint taking a photo yesterday and ruined my hoodie

Absolutely.

hmmm

Maybe I'll just hit RM with a hammer. I hear that's pretty effective.

yeah, only if you want the interweb to be pissed and never reveal itself......jesus, man.....maybe youre just sick and have teh snifflies?

Could be. I'll get back to you.

if RM was a painting, it would have every color under the sun