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 Post subject: I went to the Ellen Degeneres show today....
PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 8:12 am 
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apparently she tapes two shows a day. we were at the second. she gave away Tivo with a year's free subscription and the new rollling stones cd to the first show (which airs 11/4). i got to watch pamela anderson act like a complete crackhead and the one and only doogie houser juggle swords. it was so lame. i walked away with a god damn harry potter game and a free cold pizza from California Pizza Kitchen. let's not forget the show taped at 6:30pm and i'd been there since noon (freezing my ass off) because it's first come, first serve for seats in the audience.
i love the ellen show but after that bullshit (and i applied for tickets back in july)...it just completely sucked....i won't do that shit again. ever.

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A TiVo would have kicked ass.

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A TiVo would have kicked ass.


what´s a TiVo?

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ellen is the most UNfunny comic there ever was.....i hate her


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Koufax wrote:
ellen is the most UNfunny comic there ever was.....i hate her


nah, thats sarah silverman. you watch her stand up, and you wonder.... is it supposed to be not funny?

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At the risk of coming off like a douche, what did you expect from Ellen Degeneres? I cannot stand her.


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Play C3 wrote:
Koufax wrote:
ellen is the most UNfunny comic there ever was.....i hate her


nah, thats sarah silverman. you watch her stand up, and you wonder.... is it supposed to be not funny?
i gotta agree w/ koufax. i watched ellen's comedy special one night and it was the most unfunniest thing i have ever seen.

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Play C3 wrote:
Koufax wrote:
ellen is the most UNfunny comic there ever was.....i hate her


nah, thats sarah silverman. you watch her stand up, and you wonder.... is it supposed to be not funny?


Sarah Silverman is hilarious. Probably the only female comedian I actually like.


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Sarah Silverman is hilarious. Probably the only female comedian I actually like.



she did a 5 min bit on Bill Mahr one time that managed to offend his whole audience. It was awsome. I have never seen anyone so offensive

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hm...well, i think ellen's standup can be pretty funny....whatever though....i'm just pissed i wasted an entire day....

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C4Lukin wrote:
Play C3 wrote:
Koufax wrote:
ellen is the most UNfunny comic there ever was.....i hate her


nah, thats sarah silverman. you watch her stand up, and you wonder.... is it supposed to be not funny?


Sarah Silverman is hilarious. Probably the only female comedian I actually like.


I agree completely. Sarah Silvermans' funny as hell.

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Randal Pink wrote:
C4Lukin wrote:
Play C3 wrote:
Koufax wrote:
ellen is the most UNfunny comic there ever was.....i hate her


nah, thats sarah silverman. you watch her stand up, and you wonder.... is it supposed to be not funny?


Sarah Silverman is hilarious. Probably the only female comedian I actually like.


I agree completely. Sarah Silvermans' funny as hell.


perhaps ive been quick to judge. ive only seen a few minutes of one stand up show she did and i wasnt impressed.

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CopperTom wrote:
A TiVo would have kicked ass.


what´s a TiVo?


A TiVo is like a VCR, but it is digital, with a hard drive that it records to. I have one and it's the best.

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Randal Pink wrote:
C4Lukin wrote:
Play C3 wrote:
Koufax wrote:
ellen is the most UNfunny comic there ever was.....i hate her


nah, thats sarah silverman. you watch her stand up, and you wonder.... is it supposed to be not funny?


Sarah Silverman is hilarious. Probably the only female comedian I actually like.


I agree completely. Sarah Silvermans' funny as hell.

She is one of the funniest people in show business, male or female. You'd be surprised how much writing she is involved in, for many different shows. She's constantly got a couple of projects going on in New York at any given time, but a lot of the time she's behind the scenes.

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Sarah Silverman is funny.


Old' Pre Tuna Ellen is also very funny for "clean" humor. Its almost a shame that she has become a "lesbian comic". Like most comics, she was much funnier when she had inner turmoil.


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Sarah Silverman is great...

her movie comes out next week; this is a pretty funny article from Rolling Stone:

http://www.rollingstone.com/news/story/_/id/8719206


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punkdavid wrote:
Randal Pink wrote:
C4Lukin wrote:
Play C3 wrote:
Koufax wrote:
ellen is the most UNfunny comic there ever was.....i hate her


nah, thats sarah silverman. you watch her stand up, and you wonder.... is it supposed to be not funny?


Sarah Silverman is hilarious. Probably the only female comedian I actually like.


I agree completely. Sarah Silvermans' funny as hell.

She is one of the funniest people in show business, male or female. You'd be surprised how much writing she is involved in, for many different shows. She's constantly got a couple of projects going on in New York at any given time, but a lot of the time she's behind the scenes.


sarah silverman is part of my all-time pantheon of greats for her role in the film the way of the gun.

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satans taco wrote:
C4Lukin wrote:

Sarah Silverman is hilarious. Probably the only female comedian I actually like.



she did a 5 min bit on Bill Mahr one time that managed to offend his whole audience. It was awsome. I have never seen anyone so offensive



That is awesome. I wish I could have seen it.


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