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Lately my roommate has been buying all this organic food...everything from milk, to eggs, cottage cheese - even organic popcorn. WTF? He's turning our fridge into a damn hippie grocery store.
He's also been going to this, like, holistic chiropractor. It's freaking me out...and it's all because of this chick he was dating a couple months ago...she's the one who started him on all these weird habits.
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OrpheusDescending wrote:
Tell him that you're not really gay and that you guys were only "expirementing."
hahahahaha
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When he wakes up one morning and sees that he's got $0.37 in his checking account he might reconsider. That stuff can get expensive. I know because it's what I eat. It's not that weird
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i bet he doesn't like ten
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John Lennon wrote:
What exactly is wrong with not wanting to put poisons and impurities into your body? Does that make you gay or something?
Well said. Organic food is much healthier. The eggs for example typically come from small farms where the chickens are not given growth hormones, and such. It's being smart, not gay. Eat meat from a place like Whole Foods, vs. a Giant or anyother supermarket, you can tell the difference in quality and freshness (well at least I can).
But I do like the idea about boobies, beer, and steak. mmmmmm
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darth_vedder wrote:
John Lennon wrote:
What exactly is wrong with not wanting to put poisons and impurities into your body? Does that make you gay or something?
Well said. Organic food is much healthier. The eggs for example typically come from small farms where the chickens are not given growth hormones, and such. It's being smart, not gay. Eat meat from a place like Whole Foods, vs. a Giant or anyother supermarket, you can tell the difference in quality and freshness (well at least I can).
But I do like the idea about boobies, beer, and steak. mmmmmm
ditto all of the above, except substitute "boys" for the boobies.
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