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 Post subject: Vikings vs. Packers - MNF
PostPosted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 7:53 pm 
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Because we hate each other so much, I present the following:

Q: what do Brett Favre and clean laundry have in common?
A: they're both all washed up.

Q:What do you call a row of packer fans lined up ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel!

Q: How do you know when a Packer Fan is angry at you?
A: He grits his tooth at you!

Q:Why is there always a cow at Packer fans wedding ceremonies?
A: To keep the flies off the bride.

Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and Lambeau Field?
A: The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine.

Q: What is the difference between a Packer Woman and an inflatable doll?
A: About 2 cans of hair spray.

So to the cheesedicks: Image and Image

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 7:57 pm 
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*yawns*

(tonight i get to see what else they actually put on TV on Monday nights)


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PostPosted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 8:16 pm 
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I bet you won't find those jokes funnny later tonight when Favre goes for 300 yds and 3 TDs against your "defense."

(I need him to for Fantasy Football)


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Apathy. What is a good reason to watch this game?

This will be almost as boring as last nights stinker.


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How many Super Bowls have the Vikings won?


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:lol:

Finally, the Vikings are on TV again. I know that both teams suck, big time, but it's a great rivalry, so it will be good to watch.

The only time I will watch football is if the Vikes or the Seahawks are playing someone. I just can't watch other teams play. Heh

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No matter who wins tonight, it'll be the execs at ABC who curse the most.


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boring? tonight should be a good game; whenever these two teams play it's always close. of course, i hope the packers win 116-0, but whatever.


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I need Gado to score 2 TD's and either rush or catch for 20 yards to win my fantasy game. Can he do it?


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Thank god 2 and 1/2 men are on tonight.

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you people are crazy. any game with brett favre in it is always worth watching.


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My girlfriend is going to the game.
Somehow me, a cubs and bears fan, ended up with a packer and white sox fan :shock:

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Spike wrote:
you people are crazy. any game with brett favre in it is always worth watching.


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I'm still wondering why this game deserves its own thread. Should I merge?


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Green Habit wrote:
I'm still wondering why this game deserves its own thread. Should I merge?

merge and delete johnny's intitial post, thx!


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As long as Mewelde Moore doesn't do anything of merit tonight I'm happy. I have a three-point lead in my game against my best friend and he's got Moore going tonight. of course if i had started Kaeding over Janikowski, like i meant to, it would be a moot point.

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Spike wrote:
you people are crazy. any game with brett favre in it is always worth watching.

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Green Habit wrote:
I'm still wondering why this game deserves its own thread. Should I merge?
sorry....I probably should've put it in the Week 11 thread, but figured that previous MNF games got their own thread.....

it's your call....either way, the Packers still suck. :twisted:

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John Madden wrote:
you people are crazy. any game with brett favre in it is always worth watching.


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Green Habit wrote:
John Madden wrote:
you people are crazy. any game with brett favre in it is always worth watching.


Hey! I bet you won't be so smug when you don't get to watch Brett anymore after he retires. Savour him while he last: he's of a dying breed. You of all people, should know that, Elwayboy.

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