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PostPosted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 8:27 pm 
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http://www.slate.com/id/76886/

for any of you hippies that need to get the sand out :wink:


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Thank you. Those are hillarious. Have we ever had a President who was more of a clutz w/ the english language then Dubya?

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 8:56 pm 
You know what is even funnier? The way the extreme left has completely shot to hell any chance of America ever voting for a liberal Democrat. Moore, ex-hippies, trustfund-a-farian hippy wannabes in college (on mommy and daddy's bill no doubt), and lefty loonies have sunk the once dominant Democratic party far worse than the right wing nutjobs have damaged the Republicans. Its funnier yet to see how liberals attack the problem of two failed election campaigns against a relatively easy opponent by attacking how the opponent speaks, dresses, rides a bike, and other things that have absolutely no value in terms of policy and government. Instead of formulating ideas and plans to counter that of the existing party in power, they have sunk to lampooning and pandering to the extreme left.

Guess what? Americans will never elect an overt liberal any more than they will elect an outright facist. It was amazing how well Nader did in 2000 right? No states carried? Wow. What a candidate he was. And Kerry. A classic case of catering too much to the extreme left and completely alienating the majority of Americans. This country does not subscribe to extreme politics on the left or the right. If anything, the country is predominantly conservative (read: NOT nut-job conservative..but mildly conservative) and the people are interested in leading prosperous and healthy lives. They overwhelmingly could not give two shits about gay rights, abortion rights for women, wars in far off lands, the WTO, etc. The republicans know this, and that is why they win. The conservative democrats also know this, but are drowned out by the liberal loonies in their party who focus on things such as taking "God" out of the pledge and "PowerGodSex" parties sponsoered by a bunch of degenerate hippy queers. Yeah...that is going to garner you votes in the south and midwest.

Just because a "light-in-the-Birkies burn-out hippy vegan PETA warrior" strumming a guitar on the corner of Haight and Ashbury says this is how the country should be run does not mean that all liberals should hurry up and adopt such policy as doctrine. He's sitting on the corner for a reason, he is unemployed, a lunatic, and no one in America with any common sense or dignity takes him seriously.

As long as liberal nut cases continue to raid animal labs, parade in BDSM outfits at gay pride parades, defend killing babies without hesitation, degrade other people's religious beliefs, scoff at people who hunt and eat meat, demand the legalization of dangerous drugs, and promote a socialist/communist Utopian society where everyone can gather llama poop and farm on a commune....they will NEVER, EVER hold any position of power in this country.

Put that in your bong and smoke it...I'll be working for a living so I can buy and sell your scrawny hippy ass.

Good day.


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voice of america--how many mean tempered jokes were made about clinton's sex-capades?

and in fact, at this very moment, there is a photoshopped pic of monica and clinton holding cigars.

it's called humor, we'd die of seriousness if we did not have it, and it is just a way for frustrated politcos to blow off steam.

edit: pic posted by woodburn in GD "Cigar" thread

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The Voice Of America wrote:
You know what is even funnier?

... trustfund-wannabes in college (on mommy and daddy's bill no doubt),

...things that have absolutely no value in terms of policy and government.

...and completely alienating the majority of Americans.

... and no one in America with any common sense or dignity takes him seriously.


And funny how all of the above describe our beloved or maligned presidente'.

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The Voice Of America wrote:
You know what is even funnier? The way the extreme left has completely shot to hell any chance of America ever voting for a liberal Democrat. Moore, ex-hippies, trustfund-a-farian hippy wannabes in college (on mommy and daddy's bill no doubt), and lefty loonies have sunk the once dominant Democratic party far worse than the right wing nutjobs have damaged the Republicans. Its funnier yet to see how liberals attack the problem of two failed election campaigns against a relatively easy opponent by attacking how the opponent speaks, dresses, rides a bike, and other things that have absolutely no value in terms of policy and government. Instead of formulating ideas and plans to counter that of the existing party in power, they have sunk to lampooning and pandering to the extreme left.

Guess what? Americans will never elect an overt liberal any more than they will elect an outright facist. It was amazing how well Nader did in 2000 right? No states carried? Wow. What a candidate he was. And Kerry. A classic case of catering too much to the extreme left and completely alienating the majority of Americans. This country does not subscribe to extreme politics on the left or the right. If anything, the country is predominantly conservative (read: NOT nut-job conservative..but mildly conservative) and the people are interested in leading prosperous and healthy lives. They overwhelmingly could not give two shits about gay rights, abortion rights for women, wars in far off lands, the WTO, etc. The republicans know this, and that is why they win. The conservative democrats also know this, but are drowned out by the liberal loonies in their party who focus on things such as taking "God" out of the pledge and "PowerGodSex" parties sponsoered by a bunch of degenerate hippy queers. Yeah...that is going to garner you votes in the south and midwest.

Just because a "light-in-the-Birkies burn-out hippy vegan PETA warrior" strumming a guitar on the corner of Haight and Ashbury says this is how the country should be run does not mean that all liberals should hurry up and adopt such policy as doctrine. He's sitting on the corner for a reason, he is unemployed, a lunatic, and no one in America with any common sense or dignity takes him seriously.

As long as liberal nut cases continue to raid animal labs, parade in BDSM outfits at gay pride parades, defend killing babies without hesitation, degrade other people's religious beliefs, scoff at people who hunt and eat meat, demand the legalization of dangerous drugs, and promote a socialist/communist Utopian society where everyone can gather llama poop and farm on a commune....they will NEVER, EVER hold any position of power in this country.

Put that in your bong and smoke it...I'll be working for a living so I can buy and sell your scrawny hippy ass.

Good day.


Thanks for overstating a lot of obvious points. I could reverse it to extreme conservatism and it would be just as stupid to spend that much time writing.


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Liberals don't have jobs. I love that one. :lol:

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The Voice Of America wrote:
You know what is even funnier? The way the extreme left has completely shot to hell any chance of America ever voting for a liberal Democrat. Moore, ex-hippies, trustfund-a-farian hippy wannabes in college (on mommy and daddy's bill no doubt), and lefty loonies have sunk the once dominant Democratic party far worse than the right wing nutjobs have damaged the Republicans. Its funnier yet to see how liberals attack the problem of two failed election campaigns against a relatively easy opponent by attacking how the opponent speaks, dresses, rides a bike, and other things that have absolutely no value in terms of policy and government. Instead of formulating ideas and plans to counter that of the existing party in power, they have sunk to lampooning and pandering to the extreme left.

Guess what? Americans will never elect an overt liberal any more than they will elect an outright facist. It was amazing how well Nader did in 2000 right? No states carried? Wow. What a candidate he was. And Kerry. A classic case of catering too much to the extreme left and completely alienating the majority of Americans. This country does not subscribe to extreme politics on the left or the right. If anything, the country is predominantly conservative (read: NOT nut-job conservative..but mildly conservative) and the people are interested in leading prosperous and healthy lives. They overwhelmingly could not give two shits about gay rights, abortion rights for women, wars in far off lands, the WTO, etc. The republicans know this, and that is why they win. The conservative democrats also know this, but are drowned out by the liberal loonies in their party who focus on things such as taking "God" out of the pledge and "PowerGodSex" parties sponsoered by a bunch of degenerate hippy queers. Yeah...that is going to garner you votes in the south and midwest.

Just because a "light-in-the-Birkies burn-out hippy vegan PETA warrior" strumming a guitar on the corner of Haight and Ashbury says this is how the country should be run does not mean that all liberals should hurry up and adopt such policy as doctrine. He's sitting on the corner for a reason, he is unemployed, a lunatic, and no one in America with any common sense or dignity takes him seriously.

As long as liberal nut cases continue to raid animal labs, parade in BDSM outfits at gay pride parades, defend killing babies without hesitation, degrade other people's religious beliefs, scoff at people who hunt and eat meat, demand the legalization of dangerous drugs, and promote a socialist/communist Utopian society where everyone can gather llama poop and farm on a commune....they will NEVER, EVER hold any position of power in this country.

Put that in your bong and smoke it...I'll be working for a living so I can buy and sell your scrawny hippy ass.

Good day.


Wow. That asshole summed up the whole progressive movement in one fell swoop.

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The Voice Of America wrote:
Put that in your bong and smoke it...I'll be working for a living so I can buy and sell your scrawny hippy ass.

Good day.


Seriously, why dont you go start a Rush Limbaugh/G Gordon Liddy appreciation thread and get over yourself? :lol:

BTW I need some money for grass can you sell me right now? and for how much?


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Voice of America, can you spot me like 50 bucks? I'm totally good for it.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 9:48 pm 
I love this! The little liberals answer truth by lobbing poorly-phrased insults from their bong-resin clouded minds. Thank you for living up to the very description of your pathetic kind I gave. This site is like Fox News for libtards. Opposing viewpoints are quickly silenced (example..."if you say trite again, I will ban you" courtesy of one fine mod) and banned.

Oh well, have fun in your little unemployed, guitar-strumming, insignificant worlds.


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So....is that a no on the whole 50 bucks thing?

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The Voice Of America wrote:
I love this! The little liberals answer truth by lobbing poorly-phrased insults from their bong-resin clouded minds. Thank you for living up to the very description of your pathetic kind I gave. This site is like Fox News for libtards. Opposing viewpoints are quickly silenced (example..."if you say trite again, I will ban you" courtesy of one fine mod) and banned.

Oh well, have fun in your little unemployed, guitar-strumming, insignificant worlds.


Again with the no-jobs thing. :lol:

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:heartbeat: The Voice Of America :heartbeat:

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The Voice Of America wrote:
I love this! The little liberals answer truth by lobbing poorly-phrased insults from their bong-resin clouded minds. Thank you for living up to the very description of your pathetic kind I gave. This site is like Fox News for libtards. Opposing viewpoints are quickly silenced (example..."if you say trite again, I will ban you" courtesy of one fine mod) and banned.

Oh well, have fun in your little unemployed, guitar-strumming, insignificant worlds.


Actually I pluck, not a big fan of strumming the bass guitar, and I'm not unemployed, as I work for an adoption agency when I'm not in class, learning to be a jounalist, but please generalize and sterotype as much as possible, the best way to help the country is to polarize everyone.

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Put that in your bong and smoke it...I'll be working for a living so I can buy and sell your scrawny hippy ass.


I've converted!

BUSH IN '08!!!

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*insert photoshopped hippie-B pic here*

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