Joined: Mon Oct 18, 2004 4:32 pm Posts: 766 Location: Grayson County, Virginia
Such a wonderful, joyful movie to watch this time of year. Some of my favorite one-liners of all time:
"Where I come from, we didn't celebrate Christmas. Not because we were Jewish, but because my dad was a worthless coward fucking asshole whose idea of a present was a daily punch to the back of the head. He did teach me how to crack a safe, though.".....Willie
"Look, I've boned a lot of fat chicks in my time, sure. But, uh, as far as I can recall, I've never fornicated anybody."......Willie
"You are by far the dumbest, most pathetic piece of maggot eating shit that has ever slid from a human being's hairy ass."....Marcus
Joined: Wed Mar 02, 2005 3:43 am Posts: 18418 Location: Anytown, USA Gender: Male
i watched it the other night in honor of the holiday season.
Marcus: "What do you mean 'Get him out of here.'?"
Gin: "Take him to the car."
Marcus: "In case you hadn't noticed, I'm a motherfuckin' dwarf. So unless you got a forklift handy, maybe you should lend a hand, hmm?"
Gin: "That figures. You want all kind of set asides. Special treatment 'cause you're handicapped. You all the same."
Marcus: "Special treatment? I'm three foot fucking tall, you asshole! It's a matter of physics. Draw me a sketch of how I get him to the car, huh?"
Gin: "Bitch, bitch, bitch."
Marcus: "Sketch it up, you fucking moron. Fucking Leonardo da Vinci."
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Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 12:47 am Posts: 46000 Location: Reasonville
wow, i'll have to check this out.
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Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 7:19 pm Posts: 39068 Location: Chapel Hill, NC, USA Gender: Male
I watched it in front of my overly religious parents. I found the movie to be awkward.
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Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 7:19 pm Posts: 39068 Location: Chapel Hill, NC, USA Gender: Male
Clubber wrote:
B as Jack Skellington wrote:
I watched it in front of my overly religious parents. I found the movie to be awkward.
yeah, not the type of movie you weant to watch with religious parents. Why did they want to watch it?
It was all I had in the house (Netflix), I didn't think it would really be that bad.
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Joined: Wed Mar 02, 2005 3:43 am Posts: 18418 Location: Anytown, USA Gender: Male
what do you want for christmas kid?
a fraggle stick car
what the fuck is a fraggle stick car?
fraggle stick car
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Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 12:25 am Posts: 11849 Location: west coast
"A couple of days ago, I was in, uh, Women's Big & Tall. And, uh, I heard these, um, you know, these noises. And I heard a woman screaming, 'Yeah. Oh, yeah.'. And I heard his voice saying, 'That's right. You ain't going to S-H-I-T right for a month.'."
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Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 12:59 am Posts: 18643 Location: Raleigh, NC Gender: Male
I almost pissed myself when I saw this movie. I knew it would be mean-spirited, but it's just so incredibly over the top. I'm gonna do a back-to-back of that and Elf for a little transposition.
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