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punkdavid
 Post subject: Jokes about liberals
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This is where we tell our best jokes about liberals in order to demonstrate that even liberals can laugh at themselves when teh joke is actually funny.

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what happens to a liberal when he/she dies?



nothing.....

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"Q:" How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

"A:" That's not funny!!!

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I thought John Kerry's Presidential campaign was pretty funny, and I voted for the fucker.
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lolll well that last one did it for me

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Speaking of John Kerry...I came up with a couple bumper sticker ideas during the campaign.

Damn, I should have run with this idea...probably could have made a few bucks:

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this is off the top of my head...ill call some of my republican friends, they have some good ones

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So far I like Bammer's bumperstickers and the Waffle House picture. :D

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punkdavid wrote:
So far I like Bammer's bumperstickers and the Waffle House picture. :D
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punkdavid wrote:
So far I like Bammer's bumperstickers and the Waffle House picture. :D


the waffle house picture is great

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"It's Bring Your Daughter to Work Day. This tradition began about 25 years ago down in Washington, D.C. by a quick-thinking Ted Kennedy who was spotted leaving his office with an 18-year-old." —David Letterman

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"It's Bring Your Daughter to Work Day. This tradition began about 25 years ago down in Washington, D.C. by a quick-thinking Ted Kennedy who was spotted leaving his office with an 18-year-old." —David Letterman

:lol: Ted Kennedy jokes could really fill an entire thread of their own.
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