Commando is the single greatest movie ever made. I watch it at least once a week.
Some of my faves:
When he rips a fucking car seat from a car with one arm.
When he and Alyssa Milano are FEEDING DEER AND CHOPPING WOOD in the opening sequence.
When he rigs the entire island to blow up, he places each charge outside of each building... and its maybe one or two per building. When everything blows up, there is clearly a jillion explosives inside each building, not to mention I think those buildings were made out of cardboard. Oh yeah, and that guard tower blows up from the TOP, where the guard is standing. That was awesome.
When Arnold shocks this guy with one of those shooting teasers, he says the most mangled Spanish phrase ever performed. He is supposed to be saying "Como Esta?" and it comes out "Coma Eeestah?!?!?!"
The whole thing with Bennett is fucking hilarious. Here is a fat fucking Australian dude with CHAINMAIL on, carressing his knife and talking about how "he and Matrix could take on the entire island." That dude could finish a quarter pounder at McDonalds and pass out for 3 days on a couch, but that's about it... don't even try and tell me he could tango with Arnold. I've watched that entire final fight scene in slow motion, and it's possibly the worst coreographed piece of fighting I've ever seen. Bennett comes off of a fucking electric fence swinging. My ass.
When Arnold gets in his speedo to get off that plane/boat to take his little raft thing onto the island, HE NEVER GETS WET. Why does he put on the speedo? God only knows.
Dude: "Fuck you asshole"
Arnold: "Fuck YOU, asshole!"
Not one of those "soldiers" on that island is ethnic... I'm not sure what they're supposed to be (presumably Mexican, but its anybody's guess). It's all white dudes with poorly placed moustaches and tanning shit on them. It's funny watching them do cartwheels into the air after a 'nade lands like 40 feet away from them.
Arnold has one machine gun clip in the entire movie.
Arnold peels away the side of a building in one scene and picks up a fucking phone booth with a dude in it in another.
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parchy wrote:
Commando is the single greatest movie ever made. I watch it at least once a week.
Some of my faves:
When he rips a fucking car seat from a car with one arm.
When he and Alyssa Milano are FEEDING DEER AND CHOPPING WOOD in the opening sequence.
When he rigs the entire island to blow up, he places each charge outside of each building... and its maybe one or two per building. When everything blows up, there is clearly a jillion explosives inside each building, not to mention I think those buildings were made out of cardboard. Oh yeah, and that guard tower blows up from the TOP, where the guard is standing. That was awesome.
When Arnold shocks this guy with one of those shooting teasers, he says the most mangled Spanish phrase ever performed. He is supposed to be saying "Como Esta?" and it comes out "Coma Eeestah?!?!?!"
The whole thing with Bennett is fucking hilarious. Here is a fat fucking Australian dude with CHAINMAIL on, carressing his knife and talking about how "he and Matrix could take on the entire island." That dude could finish a quarter pounder at McDonalds and pass out for 3 days on a couch, but that's about it... don't even try and tell me he could tango with Arnold. I've watched that entire final fight scene in slow motion, and it's possibly the worst coreographed piece of fighting I've ever seen. Bennett comes off of a fucking electric fence swinging. My ass.
When Arnold gets in his speedo to get off that plane/boat to take his little raft thing onto the island, HE NEVER GETS WET. Why does he put on the speedo? God only knows.
Dude: "Fuck you asshole" Arnold: "Fuck YOU, asshole!"
Not one of those "soldiers" on that island is ethnic... I'm not sure what they're supposed to be (presumably Mexican, but its anybody's guess). It's all white dudes with poorly placed moustaches and tanning shit on them. It's funny watching them do cartwheels into the air after a 'nade lands like 40 feet away from them.
Arnold has one machine gun clip in the entire movie.
Arnold peels away the side of a building in one scene and picks up a fucking phone booth with a dude in it in another.
Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 3:03 pm Posts: 26481 Location: virginia Gender: Male
parchy wrote:
Commando is the single greatest movie ever made. I watch it at least once a week.
Some of my faves:
When he rips a fucking car seat from a car with one arm.
When he and Alyssa Milano are FEEDING DEER AND CHOPPING WOOD in the opening sequence.
When he rigs the entire island to blow up, he places each charge outside of each building... and its maybe one or two per building. When everything blows up, there is clearly a jillion explosives inside each building, not to mention I think those buildings were made out of cardboard. Oh yeah, and that guard tower blows up from the TOP, where the guard is standing. That was awesome.
When Arnold shocks this guy with one of those shooting teasers, he says the most mangled Spanish phrase ever performed. He is supposed to be saying "Como Esta?" and it comes out "Coma Eeestah?!?!?!"
The whole thing with Bennett is fucking hilarious. Here is a fat fucking Australian dude with CHAINMAIL on, carressing his knife and talking about how "he and Matrix could take on the entire island." That dude could finish a quarter pounder at McDonalds and pass out for 3 days on a couch, but that's about it... don't even try and tell me he could tango with Arnold. I've watched that entire final fight scene in slow motion, and it's possibly the worst coreographed piece of fighting I've ever seen. Bennett comes off of a fucking electric fence swinging. My ass.
When Arnold gets in his speedo to get off that plane/boat to take his little raft thing onto the island, HE NEVER GETS WET. Why does he put on the speedo? God only knows.
Dude: "Fuck you asshole" Arnold: "Fuck YOU, asshole!"
Not one of those "soldiers" on that island is ethnic... I'm not sure what they're supposed to be (presumably Mexican, but its anybody's guess). It's all white dudes with poorly placed moustaches and tanning shit on them. It's funny watching them do cartwheels into the air after a 'nade lands like 40 feet away from them.
Arnold has one machine gun clip in the entire movie.
Arnold peels away the side of a building in one scene and picks up a fucking phone booth with a dude in it in another.
I'll think of some more later. I'm "dead tired."
thanks much, im looking forward to more later
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