Basically the second coming of Jesus arrives, and he must kill the vampires. Kung Fu, ultra low-budget violence, poorly done voice overs, and hilarity ensue.
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I remember wanting to see this movie so badly when I first heard of.
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The production is so bad it almost ruins it. It has that inherent campy low budget humor, but that can't carry a two hour movie and it gets old. The diolague isn't that funny except for a few lines here and there, although all the concepts are hilarious (ie: his sidekick is a masked mexican pro wrestler with his own theme music who arrives fresh out of retirement in a small single-prop plane).
It's worth a look if you like that kind of thing, but if you find low-budget/campy movies annoying, stay away.
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#68 in my Netflix Queue.
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BEST. MOVIE. EVER.
($10 Budget Category)
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