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 Post subject: For wetter or worse? Woman weds dolphin
PostPosted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 7:44 am 
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Woman weds dolphin

British tourist Sharon Tendler has finally made her dream match - by "marrying" a dolphin she has been visiting for 15 years in the Israeli resort of Eilat, the mass-circulation Yediot Ahronot daily reported today.

Ms Tendler, 41, has been visiting the city on the Gulf of Aqaba two or three times a year to spend time with her 35-year-old underwater sweetheart.

"The peace and tranquility under water, and his love, would calm me down," the Israeli daily quoted her as saying.

Last week, Ms Tendler finally plucked up the courage to ask the dolphin's trainer for the mammal's fin in marriage.

The wedding took place on Wednesday, with the bride - wearing a white dress and watched by amazed spectators - walking down the dock to where the groom was waiting in the water.

She kissed him, to the cheers of the spectators and then, after the ceremony was sealed with some mackerels, was tossed into the water so she could swim away with her new husband.

"I'm the happiest girl on earth," the bride was quoted as saying.

"I made a dream come true. And I am not a pervert."

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Ok...

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Ok...

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SEE! ONCE THE HOMOSEXUALS MARRY, THEN PEOPLE WILL GO FOR ANIMALS!

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So, how do they fuck?






Ew, I don't want to know. Ew. :?

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She should have just become a dolphin, like Kyle's Dad did on South Park. Duh! :roll:

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I figure dolphin-human children will be sort of like the Nifelheim, except with Down Synrdrome.


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thats pretty wierd :?

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it's good to know there are people who are even more full of shit than i am...

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My dog and cat have their wedding date set for this March. They're registered at Crate And Barrel. I hope you all can make it.

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Bammer wrote:
My dog and cat have their wedding date set for this March. They're registered at Crate And Barrel. I hope you all can make it.


If it's a free bar, I'm there.

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Let's hope their kids can get into a good school

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Juvenal wrote:
Let's hope their kids can get into a good school
:lol:

You're on fire today.

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stuzzo wrote:
Juvenal wrote:
Let's hope their kids can get into a good school
:lol:

You're on fire today.


The two of them are like peas in a.... ok I'll desist :)

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You and me baby ain't nuthin' but mammals
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Did anybody ask the dolpin if this was OK with him?


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Did anybody ask the dolpin if this was OK with him?


Ya, apparently he did this on porpoise.

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