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This is worth highlighting:
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5:02. We're starting the third hour of the show now, and Howard decides they're going to read the Revelations now. This is a feature they've been prepping for, in which each of the members of the show has admitted something tremendous, and those revelations are about to be read on the air. George Takei does the intro, mentioning his own recent revelation of his homosexuality as an example of what to expect.
First one: "I cheated on my wife, and she caught me." They won't say who belongs to each of these comments. Not yet. So it becomes a guessing game.
Second one: "I once hid in a bathroom closet and pleasured myself when my family members when to the bathroom." We know this is a "him" at least thanks to the way Will describes.
Third one: "In the last year, I got a girl pregnant and had to pay for her abortion." Shock from everyone, and another "Oh, myyyyyyyyyyyyy" from George.
Fourth one: "I think I'm addicted to porn. I jerk off twice a day, and prefer to masturbate to having sex."
Fifth one: "I have spent well over $10,000 on internet porn."
Sixth one: "My buddy and I once ordered the massage girls to our hotel room, but they ripped us off and left us staring at each other."
Seventh one: "I have pleasured myself with meat and vegetables."
Eighth one: "I have a half-sister I never met and don't want to."
Ninth one: "I've had cosmetic surgery."
Tenth one: "A guy once blew his load on my chest." "Oh, myyyyyyy."
Eleventh one: "I once had my stomach pumped for alcohol poisoning, and when I woke up in the hospital, an acquaintance of the same sex was fondling my genitals."
5:11. It's on to the guessing now, and this is what makes it fun.
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I had my doubts about the whole "revalations" thing......but those sound pretty interesting.
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Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 11:56 am Posts: 2922 Location: In a van down by the river Gender: Male
WOW can't believe no one mentioned that Howard first said that he did get married to Beth but then a few minutes later after the crew were freaking out he said they didn't. Looks like they really didn't get married.
By the way the show fuckin rocked.
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Joined: Wed Mar 02, 2005 3:43 am Posts: 18418 Location: Anytown, USA Gender: Male
great 1st show.
unfortunately i cant get reception in my office in the morning, so i'm relying on the replays at night and the interweb to keep me up to date. THEY REALLY NEED TO STREAM THE SHOW.
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Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 11:38 pm Posts: 2461 Location: Austin
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Tenth one: "A guy once blew his load on my chest." "Oh, myyyyyyy."
Unfortunately....I've got a feeling this one isn't Robin's.
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Let me ask people this as it's hard to figure out and I know if I go to the store to buy it, the guy there will be retarded. So I buy a plug and play reciever like a Sportster. Dashmount it, since my car has no tape player, I have to set the regular FM radio to 88.1 and then the Sportster or other plug and player reciever will transmit the signal to the car stereo systerm. (Assuming I have the antennae installed on the car and hooked up.) Then when I get home and get a dock installed and hooked up to my home boombox and have an antenna installled there too, I can just again tune the FM to 88.1 and enjoy?
My wife wants to get satellite and I want to sort of figure out what i need to buy and how it will basically work...
Joined: Sat Feb 12, 2005 8:09 pm Posts: 243 Location: The Island
CitizenByron wrote:
Let me ask people this as it's hard to figure out and I know if I go to the store to buy it, the guy there will be retarded. So I buy a plug and play reciever like a Sportster. Dashmount it, since my car has no tape player, I have to set the regular FM radio to 88.1 and then the Sportster or other plug and player reciever will transmit the signal to the car stereo systerm. (Assuming I have the antennae installed on the car and hooked up.) Then when I get home and get a dock installed and hooked up to my home boombox and have an antenna installled there too, I can just again tune the FM to 88.1 and enjoy?
My wife wants to get satellite and I want to sort of figure out what i need to buy and how it will basically work...
Let me ask people this as it's hard to figure out and I know if I go to the store to buy it, the guy there will be retarded. So I buy a plug and play reciever like a Sportster. Dashmount it, since my car has no tape player, I have to set the regular FM radio to 88.1 and then the Sportster or other plug and player reciever will transmit the signal to the car stereo systerm. (Assuming I have the antennae installed on the car and hooked up.) Then when I get home and get a dock installed and hooked up to my home boombox and have an antenna installled there too, I can just again tune the FM to 88.1 and enjoy?
My wife wants to get satellite and I want to sort of figure out what i need to buy and how it will basically work...
Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 11:56 am Posts: 2922 Location: In a van down by the river Gender: Male
CitizenByron wrote:
Then when I get home and get a dock installed and hooked up to my home boombox and have an antenna installled there too, I can just again tune the FM to 88.1 and enjoy?
Yes, but if your boombox has an aux in of some kind you don't need to tune to an fm channel because it would then be a direct connect.
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thanks guys. i knew I could count on RM. I figured if the home boombox i have already has the plugs, it can direct connect, but figured worse case use the transmitter. now only i have to wait for the damn recievers to come back in-stock.... supposedly they're all sold out!
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