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 Post subject: Me so happy The Onion's archives is FREE again!!
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One of my favorites: Fritolaysia Cuts Off Chiplomatic Relations With Snakistan


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The one I'm going to hell for still laughing at:

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/29257


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Chris_H_2 wrote:
The one I'm going to hell for still laughing at:

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/29257

Me too.

I always liked this one.

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33434

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Point-Counterpoint. I loved those things. The dog one was neck and neck with this one for my favorite:

U.S. Out Of My Uterus

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punkdavid wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
The one I'm going to hell for still laughing at:

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/29257

Me too.

I always liked this one.

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33434


Excellent.

And God I love this one (pun intended):

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/27834


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This thread makes me wonder. Is the golden era of The Onion long gone? I used to read it religiously, but don't catch myself there nearly as often anymore. Am I missing out? I guess it just slips my mind to check it, unlike when I had my daily routine of reading instead of paying attention in class.

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Go_State wrote:
punkdavid wrote:
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/34174


Point-Counterpoint. I loved those things. The dog one was neck and neck with this one for my favorite:

U.S. Out Of My Uterus

Some other great point-counterpoints:

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/34171

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/34177

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/34165

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/34156

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/34198

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Go_State wrote:
This thread makes me wonder. Is the golden era of The Onion long gone? I used to read it religiously, but don't catch myself there nearly as often anymore. Am I missing out? I guess it just slips my mind to check it, unlike when I had my daily routine of reading instead of paying attention in class.

They jumped the shark when they moved their headquarters from Wisconsin to New York.

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punkdavid wrote:
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punkdavid wrote:
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/34174


Point-Counterpoint. I loved those things. The dog one was neck and neck with this one for my favorite:

U.S. Out Of My Uterus

Some other great point-counterpoints:

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/34171

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/34177

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/34165

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/34156

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/34198


Thank you. Those are absolute genius. I can just read the headlines and crack up every time.

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please keep them coming... i love the starvation one, that was hysterical.


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Haha, "I love the way your tits bounce when you type"

The point-counter points are great :).


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I can't find the point-counterpoint I liked. There was one w/ a Humidifier and a Dehumidifier.

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