POSTED: 5:36 pm EST February 21, 2006
UPDATED: 7:21 pm EST February 21, 2006
COLUMBUS, Ohio -- A disturbing case was discovered Tuesday about a Central Ohio man who allegedly told police he likes to drink the urine of adolescent boys.
Alan Patton, 54, is in jail after allegedly telling Gahanna police that he enjoys drinking urine.
Detective Ron Fithen interviewed Patton after he was arrested while leaving a movie theater last weekend.
"Listening to his describe it, it's like listening to a crack or cocaine addict. He's addicted to children's urine," Fithen said.
According to police, Patton said he's been drinking urine for years.
"He told us he's been doing it over 40 years, since he was 7 years old," Fithen said.
Police said Patton goes to family restaurants and movie theaters and waits for boys in a bathroom stall. Investigators said he shuts off the water to the child-level urinal and puts a cup in the bottom.
Patton allegedly told police that he leaves the stall after the child leaves.
"He goes back and retrieves the cup and drinks the urine," Fithen said.
Police said Patton told them it makes him sick, but that it's almost spiritual to him. He allegedly added, "I like it because it makes me closer to them -- like I'm drinking their youth."
A New Albany father played a role in Patton's arrest. He told someone at a movie theater that Patton was staring at his son in the bathroom. The theater employee then called police.
Officials said Patton is a registered sexual predator, who was convicted of rape 13 years ago.
Police believe Patton has been collecting and drinking urine in cities around Central Ohio, including Hilliard, Westerville, Dublin, Worthington and Gahanna.
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Heh. What's really strange about this whole incident is that drinking their piss probably helps him not rape them.
Who's up for a glass of warm piss?
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Post subject: Re: Man Hides In Bathrooms, Drinks Boys Urine
Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 4:01 pm
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godeatgod wrote:
Police said Patton goes to family restaurants and movie theaters and waits for boys in a bathroom stall. Investigators said he shuts off the water to the child-level urinal and puts a cup in the bottom.
Patton allegedly told police that he leaves the stall after the child leaves.
"He goes back and retrieves the cup and drinks the urine," Fithen said.
Police said Patton told them it makes him sick, but that it's almost spiritual to him. He allegedly added, "I like it because it makes me closer to them -- like I'm drinking their youth."
I've got friends with kids in Gahanna. I wish I had something funny to say.
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Eh, sounds like the guy was just taking the piss. It's weird how excited he sounds about doing this, too... like he's full of piss and vinegar. I'll tell ya, if i was that father, i'd be pretty pissed off at this whole situation. But I mean, why else would the guy just be pissing about in the restroom all day?
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washmykev wrote:
Eh, sounds like the guy was just taking the piss. It's weird how excited he sounds about doing this, too... like he's full of piss and vinegar. I'll tell ya, if i was that father, i'd be pretty pissed off at this whole situation. But I mean, why else would the guy just be pissing about in the restroom all day?
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I've got friends with kids in Gahanna. I wish I had something funny to say.
